Do fat people try harder in bed ?
Mar 10th 2009, 2:59 pm
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Do fat people try harder in bed ?
A colleague of mine is ploughing a right porker in our London office and reckons she is awesome in the sack and will do ANYTHING.
I have obviously only been with the finest of women, so I wouldnt know about the lardies abilities in bed, but wondered if any of you think this is true and can confirm or deny
I have obviously only been with the finest of women, so I wouldnt know about the lardies abilities in bed, but wondered if any of you think this is true and can confirm or deny
Mar 10th 2009, 3:03 pm
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Re: Do fat people try harder in bed ?
A colleague of mine is ploughing a right porker in our London office and reckons she is awesome in the sack and will do ANYTHING.
I have obviously only been with the finest of women, so I wouldnt know about the lardies abilities in bed, but wondered if any of you think this is true and can confirm or deny
I have obviously only been with the finest of women, so I wouldnt know about the lardies abilities in bed, but wondered if any of you think this is true and can confirm or deny
Mar 10th 2009, 4:03 pm
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Re: Do fat people try harder in bed ?
I generally find posh birds try hardest, like the ones born with a silver spoon in their mouth and it's all 'hello darlings, daddy just bought me a Bentley, but it was the wrong colour so I sent it back'. They are always more willing to swallow, let me explode in their face etc than the council house girls....
Mar 10th 2009, 4:05 pm
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Re: Do fat people try harder in bed ?
A colleague of mine is ploughing a right porker in our London office and reckons she is awesome in the sack and will do ANYTHING.
I have obviously only been with the finest of women, so I wouldnt know about the lardies abilities in bed, but wondered if any of you think this is true and can confirm or deny
I have obviously only been with the finest of women, so I wouldnt know about the lardies abilities in bed, but wondered if any of you think this is true and can confirm or deny
anyway, now that we are on the subject...what would 'ANYTHING' be...what do big girls do that us thin, atlethic shaped girls refuse...
Mar 10th 2009, 4:07 pm
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Re: Do fat people try harder in bed ?
I think some fat people try softer in bed...because they prefer more goose down in their pillows !
Mar 10th 2009, 4:29 pm
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Re: Do fat people try harder in bed ?
Mar 10th 2009, 4:32 pm
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Mar 10th 2009, 4:36 pm
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Mar 10th 2009, 4:37 pm
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Re: Do fat people try harder in bed ?
I generally find posh birds try hardest, like the ones born with a silver spoon in their mouth and it's all 'hello darlings, daddy just bought me a Bentley, but it was the wrong colour so I sent it back'. They are always more willing to swallow, let me explode in their face etc than the council house girls....
They are always more willing to swallow, let me explode in their face etc than the council house girls....
Oh I agree................
......... and anyway, I'm too well-endowed to fit in a council house in the first place.
Mar 10th 2009, 6:09 pm
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Re: Do fat people try harder in bed ?
Not sure about fat young burds but fat old burds (30 plus) definitely go the extra mile to please.
I think they owe it you if you have been good enough to take them out in public in the first place and knowing that you will face the ridicule of your mates if you have been seen
Only trouble is, you cant go down on a fat burd because you have to wade through the fat to get to the fun
However now that I have got old and fat, I dont try at all anymore. Skinny mrs gets on top and does all the work. Fantastic
I think they owe it you if you have been good enough to take them out in public in the first place and knowing that you will face the ridicule of your mates if you have been seen
Only trouble is, you cant go down on a fat burd because you have to wade through the fat to get to the fun
However now that I have got old and fat, I dont try at all anymore. Skinny mrs gets on top and does all the work. Fantastic
Mar 10th 2009, 6:16 pm
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Re: Do fat people try harder in bed ?
Not sure about fat young burds but fat old burds (30 plus) definitely go the extra mile to please.
I think they owe it you if you have been good enough to take them out in public in the first place and knowing that you will face the ridicule of your mates if you have been seen
Only trouble is, you cant go down on a fat burd because you have to wade through the fat to get to the fun
However now that I have got old and fat, I dont try at all anymore. Skinny mrs gets on top and does all the work. Fantastic
I think they owe it you if you have been good enough to take them out in public in the first place and knowing that you will face the ridicule of your mates if you have been seen
Only trouble is, you cant go down on a fat burd because you have to wade through the fat to get to the fun
However now that I have got old and fat, I dont try at all anymore. Skinny mrs gets on top and does all the work. Fantastic
This is a magnificent thread.............. the language........... the attitudes.......... the sexual arousal................