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Confucius Sep 15th 2009 3:36 pm

Do camels do it doggy style???
 
And do they also refer to their other halves as boyfriend/girlfriends or lovers???
They do not get married properly you know...

Kim67 Sep 15th 2009 3:41 pm

Re: Do camels do it doggy style???
 
You just want me to relive my traumatic tail of the night my father-in-law's bull camel tried to rape me don't you!

Madam Medusa Sep 15th 2009 3:44 pm

Re: Do camels do it doggy style???
 

Originally Posted by Kim67 (Post 7933388)
You just want me to relive my traumatic tail of the night my father-in-law's bull camel tried to rape me don't you!

oh please no...i'll never be able to look at you in the same way at school pick up if you do, lol...

MM, xx

The Dean Sep 15th 2009 3:46 pm

Re: Do camels do it doggy style???
 
Yes, but do would-be rapist camels display their 'pink throat sacs'? :huh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKGjDZ184gE

Confucius Sep 15th 2009 3:48 pm

Re: Do camels do it doggy style???
 

Originally Posted by Kim67 (Post 7933388)
You just want me to relive my traumatic tail of the night my father-in-law's bull camel tried to rape me don't you!

oh please no...i'll never be able to look at you in the same way at school pick up if you do, lol...
MM said...

Confucius Sep 15th 2009 3:49 pm

Re: Do camels do it doggy style???
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 7933402)
Yes, but do would-be rapist camels display their 'pink throat sacs'? :huh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKGjDZ184gE

If they're local camels, they'll probably get away with it...

Kim67 Sep 15th 2009 3:50 pm

Re: Do camels do it doggy style???
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 7933402)
Yes, but do would-be rapist camels display their 'pink throat sacs'? :huh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKGjDZ184gE

And they secrete red stuff from their head - i used to have a pet camel when I was a kid because my grandfather made camel saddles.

Kim67 Sep 15th 2009 3:51 pm

Re: Do camels do it doggy style???
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 7933395)
oh please no...i'll never be able to look at you in the same way at school pick up if you do, lol...

MM, xx

The whole story is documented on a thread here for ages ago - it's very funny drinking story.

Madam Medusa Sep 15th 2009 3:53 pm

Re: Do camels do it doggy style???
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 7933406)
oh please no...i'll never be able to look at you in the same way at school pick up if you do, lol...
MM said...

i wondered who that strange guy hanging round the playground was...

MM, xx

Kim67 Sep 15th 2009 3:53 pm

Re: Do camels do it doggy style???
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 7933402)
Yes, but do would-be rapist camels display their 'pink throat sacs'? :huh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKGjDZ184gE

The camel in that video is a much less attractive specimen to the one's I'm used to - Australian camels are much more handsome and virile.

Kim67 Sep 15th 2009 3:55 pm

Re: Do camels do it doggy style???
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 7933418)
i wondered who that strange guy hanging round the playground was...

MM, xx

I just thought it was Guy Sebastian and asked for his autograph.

Confucius Sep 15th 2009 3:55 pm

Re: Do camels do it doggy style???
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 7933418)
i wondered who that strange guy hanging round the playground was...

MM, xx

I'm strange but not a stranger...

shakh your bootie Sep 15th 2009 5:28 pm

Re: Do camels do it doggy style???
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 7933370)
And do they also refer to their other halves as boyfriend/girlfriends or lovers???
They do not get married properly you know...

Don't be silly - the tylopoda like to do their humping reverse-cowgirl stylee. Any cameltoe fan could tell ya that.

Confucius Sep 15th 2009 5:55 pm

Re: Do camels do it doggy style???
 

Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 7933680)
Don't be silly - the tylopoda like to do their humping reverse-cowgirl stylee. Any cameltoe fan could tell ya that.

Oh??? I thought they may have preferred to do it missionary...And the kinky ones would have a 69 session...

MacScot Sep 15th 2009 6:01 pm

Re: Do camels do it doggy style???
 
Do dogs do it camel style? Only when they're humping away. *collective groan*


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