Dire Bollock All - my five rules of life

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Aug 3rd 2007, 1:23 pm

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Re: Dire Bollock All - my five rules of life

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so wait if a she male likes men does that make it gay?

I'm asking that honestly as I have no idea... have never met one... so i'll ask if i do

what's a she male??

MM, xx

Aug 3rd 2007, 1:24 pm

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Re: Dire Bollock All - my five rules of life

If she's a woman I already declared shotgun...

Aug 3rd 2007, 1:25 pm

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what's a she male??

MM, xx

he is defo a man!!!

Aug 3rd 2007, 1:38 pm

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Re: Dire Bollock All - my five rules of life

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Dean is taking the piss out of diabolical Dire Bollock All get it??

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i'm sure this post is in reference to another post on here

^^I didn't exactly want to spell it out for people...

Aug 3rd 2007, 1:38 pm

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If she's a woman I already declared shotgun...

isn't shotgun next to not on top of?

Aug 3rd 2007, 1:39 pm

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^^I didn't exactly want to spell it out for people...

a few of us ladies are blonde

Aug 3rd 2007, 1:51 pm

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isn't shotgun next to not on top of?

Well...Next to...I cant get on top of her...I don't even know her name!!!

Aug 3rd 2007, 1:53 pm

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Well...Next to...I cant get on top of her...I don't even know her name!!!

why would you need to know something trivial like that?

Aug 3rd 2007, 2:06 pm

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why would you need to know something trivial like that?

It's a known custom to present a necklace to a lady with her name written in Arabic...

Aug 3rd 2007, 5:16 pm

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If she's a woman I already declared shotgun...

so you're in the front passenger seat. So I take it I'm driver then?

Aug 3rd 2007, 5:24 pm

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It's a known custom to present a necklace to a lady with her name written in Arabic...

no pearls?

Aug 3rd 2007, 5:56 pm

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Re: Dire Bollock All - my five rules of life

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Hello,

Dire Bollock All here!

I have decided that, as you are all so pathetically inferior to me, and have less money, and all drive Ford Focuses, I will share with you my secrets.

These are the rules that have helped me irritate people for decades. I have always found that if I stick to them, people will get a pretty good idea of the sort of person I am.

Just saw this. I'm not like that. I don't sound like that? The Dean is that your picture in your avatar?

Aug 3rd 2007, 6:00 pm

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Re: Dire Bollock All - my five rules of life

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Just saw this. I'm not like that. I don't sound like that? The Dean is that your picture in your avatar?

you have a bad memory.. she answered that very same q yesterday for you

Aug 3rd 2007, 6:01 pm

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Re: Dire Bollock All - my five rules of life

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Just saw this. I'm not like that. I don't sound like that? The Dean is that your picture in your avatar?

The Dean has already explained that his avatar is a lady golfer, seeing as you are a member at the Creek I would have thought you would have recognised her??? I did