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Dire Bollock All - my five rules of life
Hello,
Dire Bollock All here! I have decided that, as you are all so pathetically inferior to me, and have less money, and all drive Ford Focuses, I will share with you my secrets. These are the rules that have helped me irritate people for decades. I have always found that if I stick to them, people will get a pretty good idea of the sort of person I am. There are FIVE key rules, which are: 1 – If I have a hole in my pocket, I feel cocky all day 2 – Me having sex is like me fighting Mike Tyson; I get licked in the ring by a big strong man 3 – My penis is like a cheese soufflé; however much I beat it, it still stays soft 4 – Sex with a woman is like popularity; it’s something I will never experience 5 – It doesn't matter how successful you are; if you act like a tosspot, people may start to think you ARE a tosspot. Now come on people, get out there and see if YOU can be like ME!!!!!! |
Re: Dire Bollock All - my five rules of life
:lol: K for that.....
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Re: Dire Bollock All - my five rules of life
I can't I am a successful business woman, is is Indie and all the ladies on here
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Re: Dire Bollock All - my five rules of life
Originally Posted by The Dean
(Post 5141726)
Hello,
Dire Bollock All here! I have decided that, as you are all so pathetically inferior to me, and have less money, and all drive Ford Focuses, I will share with you my secrets. These are the rules that have helped me irritate people for decades. I have always found that if I stick to them, people will get a pretty good idea of the sort of person I am. There are FIVE key rules, which are: 1 – If I have a hole in my pocket, I feel cocky all day 2 – Me having sex is like me fighting Mike Tyson; I get licked in the ring by a big strong man 3 – My penis is like a cheese soufflé; however much I beat it, it still stays soft 4 – Sex with a woman is like popularity; it’s something I will never experience 5 – It doesn't matter how successful you are; if you act like a tosspot, people may start to think you ARE a tosspot. Now come on people, get out there and see if YOU can be like ME!!!!!! |
Re: Dire Bollock All - my five rules of life
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 5143099)
Only please confirm something for me and the masses; are you male or female????
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Re: Dire Bollock All - my five rules of life
Originally Posted by Cham128
(Post 5143171)
from point 1 i'm guessing a she male
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Re: Dire Bollock All - my five rules of life
Originally Posted by Cham128
(Post 5143171)
from point 1 i'm guessing a she male
Originally Posted by beebee
(Post 5143182)
:rofl: read it again
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Re: Dire Bollock All - my five rules of life
Originally Posted by Confucius
(Post 5143241)
IT has a ring and is cocky and has yet to make love to a woman...
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Re: Dire Bollock All - my five rules of life
Originally Posted by Cham128
(Post 5143255)
point 3 does say she has a penis... unless she's referring to her partners... but i still don't understand what her gender has to do with my ford focus :D
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Re: Dire Bollock All - my five rules of life
Originally Posted by Cham128
(Post 5143255)
point 3 does say she has a penis... unless she's referring to her partners... but i still don't understand what her gender has to do with my ford focus :D
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Re: Dire Bollock All - my five rules of life
Originally Posted by beebee
(Post 5143270)
Well.. maybe I am reading it wrong but the post is not about herself? :confused:
MM, xx |
Re: Dire Bollock All - my five rules of life
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
(Post 5143262)
so what is number 4 about then...
MM, xx |
Re: Dire Bollock All - my five rules of life
Originally Posted by beebee
(Post 5143270)
Well.. maybe I am reading it wrong but the post is not about herself? :confused:
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Re: Dire Bollock All - my five rules of life
Originally Posted by Blue Cat
(Post 5143285)
he is a gay man :thumbsup:
I'm asking that honestly as I have no idea... have never met one... so i'll ask if i do |
Re: Dire Bollock All - my five rules of life
Originally Posted by Cham128
(Post 5143297)
so wait if a she male likes men does that make it gay?
I'm asking that honestly as I have no idea... have never met one... so i'll ask if i do |
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