DiNazio sacked
Sep 22nd 2013, 8:50 pm
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DiNazio sacked
Sep 22nd 2013, 9:01 pm
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Sep 23rd 2013, 4:14 am
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Bad times for Sunlun. Might be time to see te Championship.
Sep 23rd 2013, 6:17 am
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So the players couldn't take the rigor he demanded sot hey sacked him.Maybee his boot camp style is what some need.
Sep 23rd 2013, 8:18 am
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With the transfer deadline and whoever gets the job having to work with existing squad, who is available that will take the job and make a difference?
Sep 24th 2013, 8:44 am
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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/...-2013092479731
PAOLO Di Canio has declared himself Sunderland manager-for-life following a brutal coup.
The time for diplomacy is over
The charismatic manager, who was fired for poor results on Sunday, stormed the Stadium of Light with tanks and helicopters before making an impassioned address on the club’s YouTube channel.
He said: “It takes time to turn a club around and the players I have purchased this summer deserve a chance to settle in. That is why I have seized this club by force and have ordered a reel of piano wire for my talks with senior players.
“No longer will this club operate under the communist rule of the FA. Where is the logic in winning a war and leaving your opponents to fight another day, or letting a player leave who then comes back to score against you with his unbroken legs?
“Twelve points have been stolen from us this season. The communists might settle for the loss of three points to West Bromwich Albion, but I say no! I say we must take those points back!
“To this end I have authorised a low-level bombing raid on the Hawthorns, to be followed by a lightning strike by our infantry led by Lee Cattermole.”
Fans gathered around Sunderland’s ground were thought to have hung effigies of chairman Ellis Short and caretaker manager Kevin Ball from lampposts, until it became apparent that they weren’t effigies.
Peterborough United, Sunderland’s opponents in tonight’s League Cup game, have confirmed they have received a fax from Di Canio requesting their unconditional surrender.
PAOLO Di Canio has declared himself Sunderland manager-for-life following a brutal coup.
The time for diplomacy is over
The charismatic manager, who was fired for poor results on Sunday, stormed the Stadium of Light with tanks and helicopters before making an impassioned address on the club’s YouTube channel.
He said: “It takes time to turn a club around and the players I have purchased this summer deserve a chance to settle in. That is why I have seized this club by force and have ordered a reel of piano wire for my talks with senior players.
“No longer will this club operate under the communist rule of the FA. Where is the logic in winning a war and leaving your opponents to fight another day, or letting a player leave who then comes back to score against you with his unbroken legs?
“Twelve points have been stolen from us this season. The communists might settle for the loss of three points to West Bromwich Albion, but I say no! I say we must take those points back!
“To this end I have authorised a low-level bombing raid on the Hawthorns, to be followed by a lightning strike by our infantry led by Lee Cattermole.”
Fans gathered around Sunderland’s ground were thought to have hung effigies of chairman Ellis Short and caretaker manager Kevin Ball from lampposts, until it became apparent that they weren’t effigies.
Peterborough United, Sunderland’s opponents in tonight’s League Cup game, have confirmed they have received a fax from Di Canio requesting their unconditional surrender.
Sep 25th 2013, 10:00 am
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Sep 25th 2013, 10:29 am
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Gus Poyet is your new manager.
Great choice (and I don't mean that sarcastically).
Great choice (and I don't mean that sarcastically).
Sep 25th 2013, 10:29 am
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Gus Poyet is your new manager.
Great choice (and I don't mean that sarcastically).
Great choice (and I don't mean that sarcastically).
Sep 25th 2013, 10:52 am
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Lets hope he's sorted that problem out with his bowels !!!
All he's got to do is beat you lot and he has instant hero status !
Sep 25th 2013, 11:17 am
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Dunno who'll be shitting themselves the most....
Sep 25th 2013, 2:52 pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rx2FNBcwdww
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyn5t9xLUX8
and scored a few against them http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHAemvKv-hI
'relationship from Newcastle fans is a little bit of haaate from them'
oh and look at this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZWvdbTUPAs
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