A different kind of competition - "Complete This Sentence...."
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A different kind of competition - "Complete This Sentence...."
"Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Thank you for choosing Mandarin Airlines for your flight today. Please fasten your seat belts, sit back and relax, and enjoy the flight.
As we taxi out to the runway, those of you who are seated on the right-hand side of the aircraft may notice the burned-out wreck of another of our aircraft just a short distance away. However, there is no cause for alarm, because..........."
Competition: Complete the Captain's announcement in 20 words or less.
As we taxi out to the runway, those of you who are seated on the right-hand side of the aircraft may notice the burned-out wreck of another of our aircraft just a short distance away. However, there is no cause for alarm, because..........."
Competition: Complete the Captain's announcement in 20 words or less.
#2
Re: A different kind of competition - "Complete This Sentence...."
"Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Thank you for choosing Mandarin Airlines for your flight today. Please fasten your seat belts, sit back and relax, and enjoy the flight.
As we taxi out to the runway, those of you who are seated on the right-hand side of the aircraft may notice the burned-out wreck of another of our aircraft just a short distance away. However, there is no cause for alarm, because..........."
Competition: Complete the Captain's announcement in 20 words or less.
As we taxi out to the runway, those of you who are seated on the right-hand side of the aircraft may notice the burned-out wreck of another of our aircraft just a short distance away. However, there is no cause for alarm, because..........."
Competition: Complete the Captain's announcement in 20 words or less.
However, there is no cause for alarm because we no longer do upside down landings after we sacked our pilots from Downunder.
#3
Re: A different kind of competition - "Complete This Sentence...."
because..all of our new and upgraded engines are now bought in Karama.
#4
Joined: May 2008
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Re: A different kind of competition - "Complete This Sentence...."
Because - it's not us.
#5
Re: A different kind of competition - "Complete This Sentence...."
passengers on the right side of the plane will be able to see what happens when they let a woman park a passenger jet!
#6
Re: A different kind of competition - "Complete This Sentence...."
Because...Spidey is no longer allowed on the runway to blind our pilots with his shorts.
#7
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 3,667
Re: A different kind of competition - "Complete This Sentence...."
because the bombs on this plane havent gone off yet.
#8
Re: A different kind of competition - "Complete This Sentence...."
because we couldnt afford enough fuel to light a bbq never mind cause that big a fire again!
#9
Joined: May 2008
Posts: 3,667
Re: A different kind of competition - "Complete This Sentence...."
because I can land this plane blindfolded - wanna see?
#10
Re: A different kind of competition - "Complete This Sentence...."
because MissD's golf cart has now been impounded.
#11
Re: A different kind of competition - "Complete This Sentence...."
because my injuries have just about recovered and i think I know what I did wrong!
#12
Re: A different kind of competition - "Complete This Sentence...."
However, there is no cause for alarm, because..........." This time I will definately put my foot on the brake instead of the accelarator !!''