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A different kind of competition - "Complete This Sentence...."

Old May 29th 2008, 11:37 am
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"Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Thank you for choosing Mandarin Airlines for your flight today. Please fasten your seat belts, sit back and relax, and enjoy the flight.

As we taxi out to the runway, those of you who are seated on the right-hand side of the aircraft may notice the burned-out wreck of another of our aircraft just a short distance away. However, there is no cause for alarm, because..........."

Competition: Complete the Captain's announcement in 20 words or less.
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Old May 29th 2008, 1:21 pm
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"Good morning, ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. Thank you for choosing Mandarin Airlines for your flight today. Please fasten your seat belts, sit back and relax, and enjoy the flight.

As we taxi out to the runway, those of you who are seated on the right-hand side of the aircraft may notice the burned-out wreck of another of our aircraft just a short distance away. However, there is no cause for alarm, because..........."

Competition: Complete the Captain's announcement in 20 words or less.
Difficult one, but here goes...

However, there is no cause for alarm because we no longer do upside down landings after we sacked our pilots from Downunder.
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because..all of our new and upgraded engines are now bought in Karama.
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Because - it's not us.
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passengers on the right side of the plane will be able to see what happens when they let a woman park a passenger jet!
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Because...Spidey is no longer allowed on the runway to blind our pilots with his shorts.
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because the bombs on this plane havent gone off yet.
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because we couldnt afford enough fuel to light a bbq never mind cause that big a fire again!
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because I can land this plane blindfolded - wanna see?
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because MissD's golf cart has now been impounded.
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because my injuries have just about recovered and i think I know what I did wrong!
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However, there is no cause for alarm, because..........." This time I will definately put my foot on the brake instead of the accelarator !!''
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