Go Back  British Expats > Living & Moving Abroad > Middle East > The Sand Pit
Reload this Page >

Did She Or Didn't She? You are the jury.......

Did She Or Didn't She? You are the jury.......

Old Nov 15th 2010, 9:32 am
  #1  
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Thread Starter
 
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 13,554
The Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond repute
Default Did She Or Didn't She? You are the jury.......

Cheryl Cole on 'The X Factor'.......... did she fart???

The Dean is offline  
Old Nov 15th 2010, 11:33 am
  #2  
Account Closed
 
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 7,028
lionheart is an unknown quantity at this point
Default Re: Did She Or Didn't She? You are the jury.......

Not guilty. Just a simple burp.
lionheart is offline  
Old Nov 15th 2010, 11:47 am
  #3  
221b Baker Street
 
Sherlock Holmes's Avatar
 
Joined: Jun 2010
Location: Miles from anywhere, Victoria, Australia.
Posts: 14,125
Sherlock Holmes has a reputation beyond reputeSherlock Holmes has a reputation beyond reputeSherlock Holmes has a reputation beyond reputeSherlock Holmes has a reputation beyond reputeSherlock Holmes has a reputation beyond reputeSherlock Holmes has a reputation beyond reputeSherlock Holmes has a reputation beyond reputeSherlock Holmes has a reputation beyond reputeSherlock Holmes has a reputation beyond reputeSherlock Holmes has a reputation beyond reputeSherlock Holmes has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Did She Or Didn't She? You are the jury.......

Definitely a botty burp...but was it her? Could have been someone else filling their dung hampers.
Sherlock Holmes is offline  
Old Nov 15th 2010, 12:02 pm
  #4  
Hit 16's
 
Bahtatboy's Avatar
 
Joined: Mar 2010
Location: Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine
Posts: 13,118
Bahtatboy has a reputation beyond reputeBahtatboy has a reputation beyond reputeBahtatboy has a reputation beyond reputeBahtatboy has a reputation beyond reputeBahtatboy has a reputation beyond reputeBahtatboy has a reputation beyond reputeBahtatboy has a reputation beyond reputeBahtatboy has a reputation beyond reputeBahtatboy has a reputation beyond reputeBahtatboy has a reputation beyond reputeBahtatboy has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Did She Or Didn't She? You are the jury.......

A long-previous girlfriend had an obsession about being able to burp and fart simulatenously. She never achieved it with me
Bahtatboy is offline  
Old Nov 15th 2010, 12:08 pm
  #5  
Forum Regular
 
Joined: Apr 2010
Posts: 167
haunted is a jewel in the roughhaunted is a jewel in the roughhaunted is a jewel in the roughhaunted is a jewel in the roughhaunted is a jewel in the rough
Default Re: Did She Or Didn't She? You are the jury.......

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy View Post
A long-previous girlfriend had an obsession about being able to burp and fart simulatenously. She never achieved it with me
wow. You set your standards high...
haunted is offline  
Old Nov 15th 2010, 12:14 pm
  #6  
Hit 16's
 
Bahtatboy's Avatar
 
Joined: Mar 2010
Location: Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine
Posts: 13,118
Bahtatboy has a reputation beyond reputeBahtatboy has a reputation beyond reputeBahtatboy has a reputation beyond reputeBahtatboy has a reputation beyond reputeBahtatboy has a reputation beyond reputeBahtatboy has a reputation beyond reputeBahtatboy has a reputation beyond reputeBahtatboy has a reputation beyond reputeBahtatboy has a reputation beyond reputeBahtatboy has a reputation beyond reputeBahtatboy has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Did She Or Didn't She? You are the jury.......

Originally Posted by haunted View Post
wow. You set your standards high...
That's a bit rich coming from someone who says:

"from what I have noticed over the years, the only thing men want is a ****ing sandwich."

Perhaps if you tried a bit harder you could wean them off their sandwich addiction and onto something a bit more Gordon Blue...
Bahtatboy is offline  
Old Nov 15th 2010, 12:53 pm
  #7  
A bubbly-jock...
 
MacScot's Avatar
 
Joined: Mar 2005
Location: Teneriffe
Posts: 6,262
MacScot has a reputation beyond reputeMacScot has a reputation beyond reputeMacScot has a reputation beyond reputeMacScot has a reputation beyond reputeMacScot has a reputation beyond reputeMacScot has a reputation beyond reputeMacScot has a reputation beyond reputeMacScot has a reputation beyond reputeMacScot has a reputation beyond reputeMacScot has a reputation beyond reputeMacScot has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Did She Or Didn't She? You are the jury.......

Originally Posted by The Dean View Post
Cheryl Cole on 'The X Factor'.......... did she fart???

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CPeVU2bUM...layer_embedded
Perhaps a Craddock noise?
MacScot is offline  
Old Nov 15th 2010, 12:55 pm
  #8  
221b Baker Street
 
Sherlock Holmes's Avatar
 
Joined: Jun 2010
Location: Miles from anywhere, Victoria, Australia.
Posts: 14,125
Sherlock Holmes has a reputation beyond reputeSherlock Holmes has a reputation beyond reputeSherlock Holmes has a reputation beyond reputeSherlock Holmes has a reputation beyond reputeSherlock Holmes has a reputation beyond reputeSherlock Holmes has a reputation beyond reputeSherlock Holmes has a reputation beyond reputeSherlock Holmes has a reputation beyond reputeSherlock Holmes has a reputation beyond reputeSherlock Holmes has a reputation beyond reputeSherlock Holmes has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Did She Or Didn't She? You are the jury.......

Originally Posted by MacScot View Post
Perhaps a Craddock noise?


Do you remember Johnny? She was always shouting at him.
Sherlock Holmes is offline  
Old Nov 15th 2010, 5:12 pm
  #9  
Lost in BE Cyberspace
Thread Starter
 
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 13,554
The Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond reputeThe Dean has a reputation beyond repute
Default Re: Did She Or Didn't She? You are the jury.......

Originally Posted by alistairboyle View Post


Do you remember Johnny? She was always shouting at him.
Ah yes............. and the moment when Johnny said to the audience "Follow that recipe, and your doughnuts will look just like Fanny's.........."
The Dean is offline  

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


Contact Us Archive Advertising Cookie Policy Privacy Statement Terms of Service

Copyright © 2018 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.