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Describe your first
Inspired by the expatwoman thread.
What was your first like? Was it with the maid? The postman? At a rave? In a boring council house whilst the girl's parents were out? Was it worth it? Do you have fond memories of it or would you rather forget it ever happened? |
Re: Describe your first
It wasn't worth it and the biggest memory I have of the whole experience was the pub landlord knocking on the bedroom door and shouting,
"come on Lovey. It's time to go on home. You only booked a single room." As I scrambled into my clothes half dead from embarrassment I knew I could play this one of two ways - slink out and never go back to that pub again - or brazen it out and not feel ashamed of anything. I decided on option 2 and when I got to the bottom of the stairs the landlord and his wife were stood behind the empty bar polishing glasses. I gave them a cheery wave and said "see you tomorrow!." And I went out into the night to find my own taxi home. My relationship with the pub lasted longer than my relationship with the sailor that I booked into one of the pub rooms. Yeah I know I know .............. a sailor. |
Re: Describe your first
Mine was slightly surreal.
It happened on a Kibbutz and was with a married Russian woman whose husband was in the Israeli army and on guard duty at the local base the night it happened. |
Re: Describe your first
Very fond memories. In the nurses' quarters of a hospital. She had to smuggle me in and out, and we had to be really quiet. I think her first orgasm, too. Hospital was near Billericay. Call me Dicky. (There was, later, a lovely bit of slouch from Burnham-on-Crouch, too.)
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Re: Describe your first
I'm still waiting for it to happen.
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Re: Describe your first
Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse
(Post 9122466)
I'm still waiting for it to happen.
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Re: Describe your first
A lady does not discuss such matters.
And neither will I. |
Re: Describe your first
Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
(Post 9122469)
It says describe your "first", not your "fist". Do keep up.
in a little blue Metro (sadly not the MG version) on the driveway of my then girlfriend's house. I remember the car more than I do the girl. |
Re: Describe your first
Mine was....generally unremarkable in the greater sense.
I'd been eyeing this girl in a class at university and she seemed to be eyeing me back. As luck would have it we ran into each other in the bathroom at a drunken fraternity party. Someone was clearly retching in the shower behind us and we both started laughing. Full eye contacts made, I said something along the lines of "thank god I'm not cleaning up after him. Want to dance for a bit, ok?" She said: "yeah, sure whatever." We danced for about ten minutes in the crowded lounge of the fraternity house. I remember feeling quite excited and also a bit nervous that I was with her, but bit the bullet and moved my hands around her back a bit. She whispered that she wanted to get out of there. I just nodded and followed her out of the house. We went back to her room, had sex and fell asleep. At about 5 AM I woke up and remembered that I'd actually lost my virginity. I think my first reaction was 'oh, well, interesting.' The second reaction was 'get the hell out of here.' So I did. I did duly call her later that day and she sort of laughed it off and at that point I realised I didn't really fancy her anymore. I suppose the most remarkable aspect of it all was that I was twenty.....shocking to some of you, no doubt. I do remember what I was wearing. In a moment of fashion blindness I thought it would be "cool" to wear a t-shirt with the old school tie and jeans when it was below freezing outdoors. Still have the tie. |
Re: Describe your first
Originally Posted by Ethos83
(Post 9122509)
Mine was....generally unremarkable in the greater sense.
I'd been eyeing this girl in a class at university, and she seemed to be eyeing me back. As luck would have it we ran into each other in the bathroom at a drunken fraternity party. Someone was clearly retching in the shower behind us and we both started laughing. Full eye contacts made, I said something along the lines of "thank god I'm not cleaning up after him. Want to dance for a bit, ok?" She said: "yeah, sure whatever." We danced for about ten minutes in the crowded lounge of the fraternity house. I remember feeling quite excited and also a bit nervous that I was with her, but bit the bullet and moved my hands around her back a bit. She whispered that she wanted to get out of there. I just nodded and followed her out of the house. We went back to her room, had sex and fell asleep. At about 5 AM I woke up and remembered that I'd actually lost my virginity. I think my first reaction was 'oh, well, interesting.' The second reaction was 'get the hell out of here.' So I did. I did duly call her later that day and she sort of laughed it off and at that point I realised I didn't really fancy her anymore. I suppose the most remarkable aspect of it all was that I was twenty.....shocking to some of you, no doubt. I do remember what I was wearing. In a moment of fashion blindness I thought it would be "cool" to wear a t-shirt with the old school tie and jeans when it was below freezing outdoors. Still have the tie. |
Re: Describe your first
She was Japanese, come to think of it. Actually, half Japanese. American father, Japanese mother.
Too slender. I could feel her hips a bit too much for comfort. I googled her a year ago. She's married with a baby, living somewhere in California.
Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
(Post 9122518)
WFT was your maid doing at a frat house party?
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Re: Describe your first
Originally Posted by Ethos83
(Post 9122527)
She was Japanese, come to think of it. Actually, half Japanese. American father, Japanese mother.
Too slender. I could feel her hips a bit too much for comfort. I googled her a year ago. She's married with a baby, living somewhere in California. |
Re: Describe your first
I've googled every single person I've slept with, except for the one whose name I never got but I knew she was from Montgomery, Alabama. Do you know how many blond girls there are in Alabama?
Haven't you ever looked up old boyfriends and lovers online?
Originally Posted by Meow
(Post 9122539)
Stalker!!
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Re: Describe your first
Originally Posted by Ethos83
(Post 9122551)
I've googled every single person I've slept with, except for the one whose name I never got but I knew she was from Montgomery, Alabama. Do you know how many blond girls there are in Alabama?
Haven't you ever looked up old boyfriends and lovers online? |
Re: Describe your first
Originally Posted by Ethos83
(Post 9122551)
I've googled every single person I've slept with...
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