admon

So it looks like Beckham will be in Dubai for the Hamburg Milan game in January.

Tickets will be 100dhs, which is now likely to be a screaming girlfest..

Another event to keep Dubai at the height of Chavdom..

commander

You'll be going I assume?

admon

ooohh that was too easy..

no, I have politely declined the offer of free tickets..

I'll let you pay..

commander

Cool but only if you provide the trakkie bottoms, white socks tucked in and of course the white lacoste laceless trainers.

Ill provide the aquascutum baseball caps

Bacardi breezers are on you

admon

Cranberry of course..

Can we go in a stretch hummer?

Spugsy

I'll be bloody going, bollocks to beckham, what about kaka, ronaldinhio, pirlo etc etc? Be great to see them.

MissDemeanor

I hope he doesnt bring the corpse bride with him.

Spugsy

with her pigmies cocks nipples?

MissDemeanor

Now that is a complete chav picture!

Grace O Malley

OK don't laugh, but wise me up, what is a chav exactly.

angel delight

god she doesn't half love herself.. posh and becks are the most vienist couple ever

W10

It really is a training stroll though. Last year when they played the UAE they played at half pace. jogged around for most of the game and used 22 different players.

MissDemeanor

'chav' (slang) - a young person, often without a high level of education, who follows a particular fashion; Chavs usually wear designer labels including the chav favourite 'Burberry', and if they’re girls, very short skirts, large hoop earrings and stilettos.

Chavs see branded baseball caps as a status symbol and wear them at every opportunity. Normally found hanging around shopping centres.

Also known as Townies, Kevs, Hood Rats, Charvers, Steeks, Stigs, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Chorer, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Kappa Slappers, Scallies, and Spides. Also known as Neds in Scotland, knackers & skangers in Ireland, and Guidos in the USA

A chavette is a female chav - Normally seen wearing sportswear, fake designer gear and large hoop earrings.




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Grace O Malley

[QUOTE=MissDemeanor;7071635]'chav' (slang) - a young person, often without a high level of education, who follows a particular fashion; Chavs usually wear designer labels including the chav favourite 'Burberry', and if they’re girls, very short skirts, large hoop earrings and stilettos.

Chavs see branded baseball caps as a status symbol and wear them at every opportunity. Normally found hanging around shopping centres.

Also known as Townies, Kevs, Hood Rats, Charvers, Steeks, Stigs, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Chorer, Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Kappa Slappers, Scallies, and Spides. Also known as Neds in Scotland, knackers & skangers in Ireland, and Guidos in the USA

A chavette is a female chav - Normally seen wearing sportswear, fake designer gear and large hoop earrings.


lol thanks MD , where does the money come from for designer labels?

Is lacoste (sp) chavvy?

MissDemeanor

[QUOTE=annacarna;7071711] the designer labels come from the local market...or from mugging old ladies.