Curtains - IKEA Measurements - Stress - Where is first wife - shit I shagged her sis
Jul 21st 2013, 8:26 am
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Re: Curtains - IKEA Measurements - Stress - Where is first wife - shit I shagged her
I have just read this thread on the strength of the title to find 3 pages of posts about buying and fixing curtains *shudder*
Tockalosh explain yourself!
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Jul 21st 2013, 9:38 am
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Re: Curtains - IKEA Measurements - Stress - Where is first wife - shit I shagged her
The dishwasher and oven were installed but **** me they were trying to wire both with the circuit live. I switched it off and they looked at me like I was mad. Also couldn't get to him in time to stop him testing the gas connection to the cooker with a cigarette lighter. Unbelievable. Jingly appliance installers are just mad
heh heh, bloke that connected the gas supply to our cooker from an outside bottle had one ear near the cooker top listening for the gas coming out and his able assistant pressed the ignition button.....dumb and dumber !!
BOOM !!!
I was crying laughing !!
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Jul 21st 2013, 9:42 am
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Re: Curtains - IKEA Measurements - Stress - Where is first wife - shit I shagged her
We just backed away.
Jul 21st 2013, 12:55 pm
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Re: Curtains - IKEA Measurements - Stress - Where is first wife - shit I shagged her
We had a toilet in an old villa which exploded once because they hot water tap had been connected to it instead of the cold water one. It was a spare bedroom so we never used it, visitor came to stay put hot water heater on ....... boom!!! the cistern literally blew up 
Jul 21st 2013, 3:56 pm
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Re: Curtains - IKEA Measurements - Stress - Where is first wife - shit I shagged her
Ja sorry about that but there are times when an ex wifes skills would have been useful (it was one of her few saving graces if I can call her spending thousands and thousands on curtains) that her and her second husband still have the pleasure of looking at but once you shag a wife's sister then any hope of help are well and truly lost. I should add that this was now many years ago and I am now a much reformed character. Apologies for the misleading thread title but I have occupied 3 minutes of your life with drivel and you will now know the pitfalls of curtain buying if you didn't already
Jul 21st 2013, 4:21 pm
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Re: Curtains - IKEA Measurements - Stress - Where is first wife - shit I shagged her
Does your ex wife still speak to her sister - after all it takes two to tango...
Jul 21st 2013, 4:25 pm
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Of course she does. The sister had too much drink, found herself in bedroom with husband who didn't belong to her, no recollection of giving blow job, she wouldn't have done that to her sister if she was in control etc etc yeh yeh, you weren't that drunk if I remember rightly
Jul 21st 2013, 5:28 pm
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Of course she does. The sister had too much drink, found herself in bedroom with husband who didn't belong to her, no recollection of giving blow job, she wouldn't have done that to her sister if she was in control etc etc yeh yeh, you weren't that drunk if I remember rightly
Jul 21st 2013, 5:36 pm
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