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Old Sep 23rd 2007, 6:19 pm
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He's been away for ages......

........ but suddenly he reappears on the same day as a masturbation thread.....

Welcome back, shag.
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Old Sep 23rd 2007, 6:21 pm
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He's been away for ages......

........ but suddenly he reappears on the same day as a masturbation thread.....

Welcome back, shag.
Now that I can use my equipment freely and abundantly,guide me to the masturthread please...
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Old Sep 23rd 2007, 6:23 pm
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He's been away for ages......

........ but suddenly he reappears on the same day as a masturbation thread.....

Welcome back, shag.
And the woman on woman thread...
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Old Sep 23rd 2007, 6:24 pm
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The title reminds me of The Alarming Alien Attrocity...
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Old Sep 23rd 2007, 6:25 pm
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Now that I can use my equipment freely and abundantly,guide me to the masturthread please...
Masturbatorythread is "Thought For The Day'............

As I always say - there's nothing wrong with masturbation. Phil Collins even wrote a song about it.........

............ "I can feel it coming in the air tonight........."
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Masturbatorythread is "Thought For The Day'............

As I always say - there's nothing wrong with masturbation. Phil Collins even wrote a song about it.........

............ "I can feel it coming in the air tonight........."
He must've been a slow masturbator...I usually listen to hardcore techno on my "seances"...
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He must've been a slow masturbator...I usually listen to hardcore techno on my "seances"...
Have you really had a circumcision?

Great news............. er............. is it?
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He must've been a slow masturbator...I usually listen to hardcore techno on my "seances"...
All I hear is this buzzing noise...
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Have you really had a circumcision?

Great news............. er............. is it?
If I really had,I would've posted at the recovery period...Unless,I was posting using my unmentionable...
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If I really had,I would've posted at the recovery period...Unless,I was posting using my unmentionable...
eeuuww...with that mental image, i may just have to go to bed...

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Have you really had a circumcision?

Great news............. er............. is it?

Apparently it is great, nice and clean, but best to get done at a very young age so you never remember the experience
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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa View Post
eeuuww...with that mental image, i may just have to go to bed...

MM, xx
If I knew you were waiting for that image,I would've posted it a long time ago...
But,pray tell,you'll go to bed aroused,or completely turned off???
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Apparently it is great, nice and clean, but best to get done at a very young age so you never remember the experience
Or,at an old age,to forget about the previous joyful and sensational experiences...
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Apparently it is great, nice and clean, but best to get done at a very young age so you never remember the experience
On my "to do" list then
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If I knew you were waiting for that image,I would've posted it a long time ago...
But,pray tell,you'll go to bed aroused,or completely turned off???
i'll whisper the answer in your ear...

MM, xx
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