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The Dean Sep 23rd 2007 6:19 pm

The Confucius Coincidence
 
He's been away for ages......

........ but suddenly he reappears on the same day as a masturbation thread.....

Welcome back, shag.

Confucius Sep 23rd 2007 6:21 pm

Re: The Confucius Coincidence
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 5345458)
He's been away for ages......

........ but suddenly he reappears on the same day as a masturbation thread.....

Welcome back, shag.

Now that I can use my equipment freely and abundantly,guide me to the masturthread please...

beebee Sep 23rd 2007 6:23 pm

Re: The Confucius Coincidence
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 5345458)
He's been away for ages......

........ but suddenly he reappears on the same day as a masturbation thread.....

Welcome back, shag.

And the woman on woman thread...

Confucius Sep 23rd 2007 6:24 pm

Re: The Confucius Coincidence
 
The title reminds me of The Alarming Alien Attrocity...

The Dean Sep 23rd 2007 6:25 pm

Re: The Confucius Coincidence
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5345477)
Now that I can use my equipment freely and abundantly,guide me to the masturthread please...

Masturbatorythread is "Thought For The Day'............

As I always say - there's nothing wrong with masturbation. Phil Collins even wrote a song about it.........

............ "I can feel it coming in the air tonight........."

Confucius Sep 23rd 2007 6:27 pm

Re: The Confucius Coincidence
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 5345506)
Masturbatorythread is "Thought For The Day'............

As I always say - there's nothing wrong with masturbation. Phil Collins even wrote a song about it.........

............ "I can feel it coming in the air tonight........."

He must've been a slow masturbator...I usually listen to hardcore techno on my "seances"...

The Dean Sep 23rd 2007 6:31 pm

Re: The Confucius Coincidence
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5345519)
He must've been a slow masturbator...I usually listen to hardcore techno on my "seances"...

Have you really had a circumcision?

Great news............. er............. is it?

beebee Sep 23rd 2007 6:32 pm

Re: The Confucius Coincidence
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5345519)
He must've been a slow masturbator...I usually listen to hardcore techno on my "seances"...

All I hear is this buzzing noise... :confused:

Confucius Sep 23rd 2007 6:33 pm

Re: The Confucius Coincidence
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 5345541)
Have you really had a circumcision?

Great news............. er............. is it?

If I really had,I would've posted at the recovery period...Unless,I was posting using my unmentionable...

Madam Medusa Sep 23rd 2007 6:34 pm

Re: The Confucius Coincidence
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5345548)
If I really had,I would've posted at the recovery period...Unless,I was posting using my unmentionable...

eeuuww...with that mental image, i may just have to go to bed...

MM, xx

Dubai_Chick Sep 23rd 2007 6:35 pm

Re: The Confucius Coincidence
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 5345541)
Have you really had a circumcision?

Great news............. er............. is it?


Apparently it is great, nice and clean, but best to get done at a very young age so you never remember the experience :eek:

Confucius Sep 23rd 2007 6:36 pm

Re: The Confucius Coincidence
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5345557)
eeuuww...with that mental image, i may just have to go to bed...

MM, xx

If I knew you were waiting for that image,I would've posted it a long time ago...
But,pray tell,you'll go to bed aroused,or completely turned off???

Confucius Sep 23rd 2007 6:37 pm

Re: The Confucius Coincidence
 

Originally Posted by Dubai_Chick (Post 5345562)
Apparently it is great, nice and clean, but best to get done at a very young age so you never remember the experience :eek:

Or,at an old age,to forget about the previous joyful and sensational experiences...

beebee Sep 23rd 2007 6:37 pm

Re: The Confucius Coincidence
 

Originally Posted by Dubai_Chick (Post 5345562)
Apparently it is great, nice and clean, but best to get done at a very young age so you never remember the experience :eek:

On my "to do" list then

Madam Medusa Sep 23rd 2007 6:38 pm

Re: The Confucius Coincidence
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5345566)
If I knew you were waiting for that image,I would've posted it a long time ago...
But,pray tell,you'll go to bed aroused,or completely turned off???

i'll whisper the answer in your ear...

MM, xx


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