Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 4993724)

Apart from "All the ME ladies are coming round to your place tonight wearing stockings and suspenders". Perhaps.

Originally Posted by W10 (Post 4993645)

As someone who flies to all kinds of weird and wonderful places on an almost weekly basis, I can tell you that applies to travel to anywhere in India, Pakistan, A.N. Arab country.

You can guarantee

1, There will be a queue four deep
2, Every four minutes someone will walk to the front and try to check in
3, There will be a look of surprise as they get told that the 17 cases they have put them over the weight limit.

From therein the procedures differs slightly (ie - Indians will walk around asking if other people will check their luggage in. Khaleejis will use Wasta to get their luggage on the plane without paying extra - and I've watched someone get 100kg of excess baggage through with no charge.)

7 times out of 10 you get whole families just sitting where they want to, and arguments starting as the rightful owners of the seats turn up.

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 4993729)

I don't think we could get Meow to do that for you...

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 4993754)

I might do it but you will have to wait until after Casualty :rofl:

Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 4993767)

I'd probably end up in the Emergency Room if it actually happened.

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 4993768)

that's why we have decided against it...for your own good...

Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 4993771)

Just bring a defbrillator with you.

Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 4993771)

Just bring a defbrillator with you.

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 4993729)

I don't think we could get Meow to do that for you...

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 4993789)

hmmm... so the rest of us are certs then...?

MM, xx

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 4993778)

stand clear...

Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 4993792)

I've actually had it done to me twice. They put me to sleep, and I woke up with a mark on my chest that looked like someone had burned me with an iron.

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 4993791)

yes? don't tell me you are backing out :rofl:

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 4993796)

sh1t! that is what happened to Tracey in Coronation Street, she pretended charlie had done it!

Joking aside, that must be well scary! I hate seeing it on the telly even.
:(

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 4993800)

i don't remember ever being in...

MM, xx