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The 'Cleaner Joke of The Day' Thread

Old Dec 3rd 2008, 12:35 pm
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Ok boys, let's keep em clean for the boring bastards on here.

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Spugs, what do you mean I look black, you racist bastard, it's a suntan.

I'm so insulted you welsh ******

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Old Dec 3rd 2008, 1:11 pm
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Spugs, what do you mean I look black, you racist bastard, it's a suntan.

I'm so insulted you welsh ******

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That's a good start!
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Old Dec 3rd 2008, 1:17 pm
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby
Table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'


So, what about some nice nasty stuff. These clean jokes are boring.
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Spugs, what do you mean I look black, you racist bastard, it's a suntan.

I'm so insulted you welsh ******

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well its a pretty small pic, and you do look black, like a yorkshire john barnes.
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Whats green, got six legs, and if it fell from a tree it would kill you?

A snooker table.
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well its a pretty small pic, and you do look black, like a yorkshire john barnes.
I'm from Gloucestershire, I guess you assumed I was a Yorkshireman due to the fact that I suport Leeds...?



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