Chuckle 4 today
Aug 14th 2007, 12:06 pm
#16
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Posts: 4,990
Re: Chuckle 4 today
An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His
only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to
plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be
digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would
be over.
I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love,
Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and
dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized
to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another
letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes xcellentnow. That's the best I could do
under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie
tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His
only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.
The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to
plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be
digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would
be over.
I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love,
Vinnie
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and
dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized
to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another
letter from his son.
Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes xcellentnow. That's the best I could do
under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie
Aug 14th 2007, 12:09 pm
#17
live life to the max
Joined: Jun 2007
Location: third rock from the sun
Posts: 1,989
Aug 14th 2007, 12:24 pm
#18
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Re: Chuckle 4 today
...Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the
Other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go
home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I
get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the
garage.Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the
stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and
pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife
STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late!
"His friend looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the
wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
steps, p** hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my
shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap
her on the ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's
sound asleep! Works Every Time!!!
Other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go
home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I
get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the
garage.Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the
stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and
pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife
STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late!
"His friend looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the
wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the
steps, p** hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my
shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap
her on the ass and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's
sound asleep! Works Every Time!!!
Aug 14th 2007, 12:30 pm
#19
Forum Regular
Joined: Jun 2007
Location: dubai
Posts: 40
Re: Chuckle 4 today
The Lone Ranger and Tonto rode into town. It was hot, so they stopped at
the saloon for a drink. After a few minutes, someone came in and said,
"Who does that white horse out there belong to?"
"Why, that's my horse, stranger," said the Lone Ranger.
"I just thought I'd let you know that your horse is sweating up a storm
out there. He's been ridden pretty hard, and if you don't cool him down
proper, he's going to turn sick on you."
"Tonto, you know what to do. Could you take care of Silver for me?"
"Alright, Kemosabe." And Tonto went out and started running in circles
around Silver, waving his arms back and forth as he ran. (An old Indian
trick for cooling a horse off, don't ya know.)
A few minutes later another man came into the saloon and asked, "Who
does that white horse belong to?"
"Why, stranger, that's my horse," answered the Lone Ranger.
"Well," said the man, "you left your Injun running!"
the saloon for a drink. After a few minutes, someone came in and said,
"Who does that white horse out there belong to?"
"Why, that's my horse, stranger," said the Lone Ranger.
"I just thought I'd let you know that your horse is sweating up a storm
out there. He's been ridden pretty hard, and if you don't cool him down
proper, he's going to turn sick on you."
"Tonto, you know what to do. Could you take care of Silver for me?"
"Alright, Kemosabe." And Tonto went out and started running in circles
around Silver, waving his arms back and forth as he ran. (An old Indian
trick for cooling a horse off, don't ya know.)
A few minutes later another man came into the saloon and asked, "Who
does that white horse belong to?"
"Why, stranger, that's my horse," answered the Lone Ranger.
"Well," said the man, "you left your Injun running!"
