Paidtoplease

Its been round the houses but just incase you missed it

Enjoy

arbroath_abroad

they are just excellent, thanks

Ground (with quite arrogant impatience):

"Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"

Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, --
And I didn't land."

Paidtoplease

Your Welcome, you finished that job yet ???

And have you found out why mice smile ???

gedge

has it got anything to do with cheese?

Paidtoplease

Apparently not ..the mistery continues

arbroath_abroad

No, still here till around 9 Sep. at least im not in a bloody hotel now, i have moved into an apartment, so that is a lot better!!

still missing wifey and bump like mad thou

Paidtoplease

Is there no way they can come out for a wee visit ???

arbroath_abroad

at 6 months preggers, a 20 hour trip is prob not best. itwould take

1 flight Dubai to Soeul 10 Hours
1 flight Soeul to Pusan 1 Hour
1 ferry Pusan to Okpo 2 Hours

Bit too much on her own,

it would be great thou

gedge

the case of the mysterious mouse... hmmm
i deduce that it was wearing clogs and danced on the stairs

arbroath_abroad

i know i posted this on another site, but if your scottish you will laugh at this muppet guarenteed.

If your not, trust me, its funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGO3Yj5gbms

Paidtoplease

That's it !!!!...their all high ....been to Amsterdam....thanks Gedge

Paidtoplease

Sure I would have but my ''big brother''won't let me access Youtube

Thanks anyway

Shame about wife and bump, but never mind 9th Sept will fly by, you'll see BE passes some time

arbroath_abroad

try www3.youtube.com

Paidtoplease

tried ...Nooop ''Big Brother'' tooo mean

mythic

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his
tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His

only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to
plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be
digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would
be over.

I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me.
Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies. Love,
Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and
dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized
to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another

letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie