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MJC Apr 13th 2007 12:31 pm

The Chippy (The ME's Latest Watering Hole)
 
Well as the Leaky Dhow eventually sank on the creek, with no loss of life.
Officially at least.

I thought we needed a new place to chew the cud and generally talk about total crap with an inane slant.

So Ladees and Gentlemen, I give you The Chippy!

Plenty of beverages on tap and bottled, everything from Irn Brew for the Scottish Contingent, through the Bottle of Dawg for the North Easterners and all the way down to a half of mild for the southern softy shandy drinking puffs.

And the usual cocktails, whines and spirits too!

Food is available to, and if you ask nicely we'll even supersize it for you.

The Barstaff can be a bit hit and miss mind you, so you might need to shout.

So as this is the opening night, the drinks are on the house, roast tatties and yorkie puds are on the bar.

And there's no grappa left, cos my supplier had it away (When in Rome)!

Blue Cat Apr 13th 2007 12:33 pm

Re: The Chippy (The ME's Latest Watering Hole)
 

Originally Posted by MJC (Post 4636680)
Well as the Leaky Dhow eventually sank on the creek, with no loss of life.
Officially at least.

I thought we needed a new place to chew the cud and generally talk about total crap with an inane slant.

So Ladees and Gentlemen, I give you The Chippy!

Plenty of beverages on tap and bottled, everything from Irn Brew for the Scottish Contingent, through the Bottle of Dawg for the North Easterners and all the way down to a half of mild for the southern softy shandy drinking puffs.

And the usual cocktails, whines and spirits too!

Food is available to, and if you ask nicely we'll even supersize it for you.

The Barstaff can be a bit hit and miss mind you, so you might need to shout.

So as this is the opening night, the drinks are on the house, roast tatties and yorkie puds are on the bar.

And there's no grappa left, cos my supplier had it away (When in Rome)!


Can I be the barmaid??? Right guys and gals - what you fancy!!! :D

Lexylou Apr 13th 2007 12:37 pm

Re: The Chippy (The ME's Latest Watering Hole)
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 4636688)
Can I be the barmaid??? Right guys and gals - what you fancy!!! :D

I will start with a long vodka please.... and some olives as a side dish. Thanks. How much do I owe you? can I start a tab?

MJC Apr 13th 2007 12:41 pm

Re: The Chippy (The ME's Latest Watering Hole)
 

Originally Posted by Lexylou (Post 4636705)
I will start with a long vodka please.... and some olives as a side dish. Thanks. How much do I owe you? can I start a tab?

Olives, bloody olives? This is the chippy pet, we do a decent beer fried hammour!

Large Vodka, anything in that? Diet Coke?

arbroath_abroad Apr 13th 2007 12:57 pm

Re: The Chippy (The ME's Latest Watering Hole)
 
can i have a pint of tennents please with some onion rings.

and have you got any scraps for my dug?

Blue Cat Apr 13th 2007 1:00 pm

Re: The Chippy (The ME's Latest Watering Hole)
 

Originally Posted by Lexylou (Post 4636705)
I will start with a long vodka please.... and some olives as a side dish. Thanks. How much do I owe you? can I start a tab?

no olives dahling but the drink is on it's way, yes tab is started !!!

Blue Cat Apr 13th 2007 1:00 pm

Re: The Chippy (The ME's Latest Watering Hole)
 

Originally Posted by arbroath_abroad (Post 4636766)
can i have a pint of tennents please with some onion rings.

and have you got any scraps for my dug?

we only opened today so no scraps yet, come again tomorrow Sir, here is your tennents and fresh onion rings!!!

arbroath_abroad Apr 13th 2007 1:02 pm

Re: The Chippy (The ME's Latest Watering Hole)
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 4636777)
we only opened today so no scraps yet, come again tomorrow Sir, here is your tennents and fresh onion rings!!!

great but jock is not best pleased, best get him a king rib supper

Lexylou Apr 13th 2007 1:07 pm

Re: The Chippy (The ME's Latest Watering Hole)
 

Originally Posted by MJC (Post 4636717)
Olives, bloody olives? This is the chippy pet, we do a decent beer fried hammour!

Large Vodka, anything in that? Diet Coke?

My chippy in the 'gateway to the highlands' sells olives....Ok if there are no olives then do you have any pickled onions? Large ones?:blink:

I would like a LONG vodka.... not a large vodka.... if you dont have the bitters for it then a simple G&T would be great. With ice and a slice.

Blue Cat Apr 13th 2007 1:08 pm

Re: The Chippy (The ME's Latest Watering Hole)
 

Originally Posted by Lexylou (Post 4636797)
My chippy in the 'gateway to the highlands' sells olives....Ok if there are no olives then do you have any pickled onions? Large ones?:blink:

I would like a LONG vodka.... not a large vodka.... if you dont have the bitters for it then a simple G&T would be great. With ice and a slice.

Pickled onions we have, olives ordered for tomorrow if you would like to come again Madam! Enjoy your GGG and T, with ice and slice!

Blue Cat Apr 13th 2007 1:09 pm

Re: The Chippy (The ME's Latest Watering Hole)
 

Originally Posted by arbroath_abroad (Post 4636784)
great but jock is not best pleased, best get him a king rib supper

on it's way !!! :lol:

Lexylou Apr 13th 2007 1:09 pm

Re: The Chippy (The ME's Latest Watering Hole)
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 4636776)
no olives dahling but the drink is on it's way, yes tab is started !!!

Thank you bar maid (I heard a few of the guys say that your top doesnt show enough. I think you better get a new one for tomorrow)

great, ok if i settle up once a month? Tips included of course!

Blue Cat Apr 13th 2007 1:10 pm

Re: The Chippy (The ME's Latest Watering Hole)
 

Originally Posted by Lexylou (Post 4636804)
Thank you bar maid (I heard a few of the guys say that your top doesnt show enough. I think you better get a new one for tomorrow)

great, ok if i settle up once a month? Tips included of course!

so this basque isn't good enough for them!!! I thought it went so well with this pink leather mini! Best get myself off to Ann Summers for a new wardrobe. tips always welcome!!!

right who's next?

arbroath_abroad Apr 13th 2007 1:10 pm

Re: The Chippy (The ME's Latest Watering Hole)
 
right im ready for another tennents, best get me a whisky chaser, just had a call from work, i need to be at sea tomorrow morning at 6am.

thats my friday pub crawl down the swannie.:(

(and im not kidding)

Blue Cat Apr 13th 2007 1:11 pm

Re: The Chippy (The ME's Latest Watering Hole)
 

Originally Posted by arbroath_abroad (Post 4636814)
right im ready for another tennents, best get me a whisky chaser, just had a call from work, i need to be at sea tomorrow morning at 6am.

thats my friday pub crawl down the swannie.:(

(and im not kidding)

there you go and under the circumstances here is a free fish supper to help you on your way.,


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