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Re: Chinese Tonight
With all the food posts on here and Facebook you are driving me to distraction, Armani!!!!
It reminds me of a sorry tale from my youth when I worked in an office in Stockton. I was a bit wet behind the ears and someone gave me a chinese menu to call up and place an order. The take-away was called Fat Kee but some wag had changed Kee to Kat in pencil. So I rang up and asked if I was through to the Fat Kat...cue uproar around me. |
Re: Chinese Tonight
Originally Posted by Meow
(Post 7728142)
Good plan - it's a date.
We won't have to put sordid pics on FB though, will we? - |
Re: Chinese Tonight
Originally Posted by littlejimmy
(Post 7728143)
With all the food posts on here and Facebook you are driving me to distraction, Armani!!!!
It reminds me of a sorry tale from my youth when I worked in an office in Stockton. I was a bit wet behind the ears and someone gave me a chinese menu to call up and place an order. The take-away was called Fat Kee but some wag had changed Kee to Kat in pencil. So I rang up and asked if I was through to the Fat Kat...cue uproar around me. |
Re: Chinese Tonight
Originally Posted by Blue Cat
(Post 7728054)
absolutely fantastic!! not the cheapest take-away by any means but brilliant!
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Re: Chinese Tonight
I'm fed up of Chinese food :(
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Re: Chinese Tonight
Originally Posted by lionheart
(Post 7728069)
How came I can never find a good old English Chinese over here? You know, the sweet and sour pork balls in thick and red syruppy sauce type of thing...
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Re: Chinese Tonight
BC - Where is Lotus Lily ? Will they deliver to me ?
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Re: Chinese Tonight
Originally Posted by Spugsy
(Post 7728039)
My mate in the toon once ordered 2 bags of chips from the chinese, he lived NEXT DOOR and he paid £1.50 to have them delivered,
when I asked him why he simply said 'why man, James Bond was on the tele, I wasn't missing any of that, it was Octopussy man' LOL I lived in a flat on top of Chinese in Acton years ago. Me and my flatmate lived on the stuff - we were so lazy we'd lower a bucket on a rope out the kitchen window and hoist our takeaway up. I'm sure one night we did it twice - about £40 worth., Rocky II was on the video "paused" with the remote on the telly and neither of us could move for about 2hrs. One day I said to the Chinese man's wife that I thought they were lucky to be able to eat anything they wanted from the menu everyday. She said "we not eat that clap" and told me that her the sauce in the Chef Speciality Lemon Chicken was made with powder and water. Pretty much given Chinese (takeaway) food a wide a wide berth since. |
Re: Chinese Tonight
Originally Posted by Timmy Molloy - London Boy
(Post 7730013)
LOL
I lived in a flat on top of Chinese in Acton years ago. Me and my flatmate lived on the stuff - we were so lazy we'd lower a bucket on a rope out the kitchen window and hoist our takeaway up. I'm sure one night we did it twice - about £40 worth., Rocky II was on the video "paused" with the remote on the telly and neither of us could move for about 2hrs. One day I said to the Chinese man's wife that I thought they were lucky to be able to eat anything they wanted from the menu everyday. She said "we not eat that clap" and told me that her the sauce in the Chef Speciality Lemon Chicken was made with powder and water. Pretty much given Chinese (takeaway) food a wide a wide berth since. |
Re: Chinese Tonight
Originally Posted by pauldxb
(Post 7729953)
BC - Where is Lotus Lily ? Will they deliver to me ?
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