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weasel central Nov 8th 2010 1:48 pm

Cheesey pick up lines..
 
because I'm bored (and maybe get some laughs..:huh:) lets hear 'em

i'll kick off with the sublime :

so do you come here often?
no I find it makes the floor very slippy.

and from Anchorman.umm something like
you have breathtaking hiney, i want to be friends with it :cool:

go on then

Bahtatboy Nov 9th 2010 4:54 am

Re: Cheesey pick up lines..
 
Can I buy you breakfast?

seven seas Nov 9th 2010 1:48 pm

Re: Cheesey pick up lines..
 
I've been trying to think of one that didn't work for me- it's been ten minutes and I can't think of a single one. Sorry.

ctfc Nov 10th 2010 9:29 am

Re: Cheesey pick up lines..
 
As a good put down:

"How would you like your eggs in the morning?"

"Unfertilized"

Brains1983 Nov 11th 2010 5:33 am

Re: Cheesey pick up lines..
 
does this smell of chloroform to you?

ctfc Nov 11th 2010 5:37 am

Re: Cheesey pick up lines..
 
A complete collection of masterful chat-up lines


Kelli28 Nov 11th 2010 6:09 am

Re: Cheesey pick up lines..
 
The worst one I have heard is "I may not be Fred Flintstone, But I bet I can make your bed rock"

Norsk-also Nov 13th 2010 11:25 pm

Re: Cheesey pick up lines..
 
me: whas the wight of a polar bear
her: what? No clue
me: me neither..but its a great way to break the ice

uber fail...but harmless.


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