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Charles and Camilla
Princess Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, 'Charles, darling. Please remove my shoes. My feet are killing me!'
Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigor, but it would not budge. 'Harder!' yelled Camilla. 'Harder!' Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying, darling! But it's just so blo*dy tight!' 'Come on! Give it all you've got!' she cried. Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, 'There! Oh, God, that feels so good!' In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, 'See? I told you with a face like that, she was still a virgin!' Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, 'Oh, God, darling! This one's even tighter!' At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy, once a Navy man, always a Navy man!" |
Re: Charles and Camilla
Originally Posted by B.Geezer
(Post 5937882)
Princess Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, 'Charles, darling. Please remove my shoes. My feet are killing me!'
Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigor, but it would not budge. 'Harder!' yelled Camilla. 'Harder!' Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying, darling! But it's just so blo*dy tight!' 'Come on! Give it all you've got!' she cried. Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, 'There! Oh, God, that feels so good!' In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, 'See? I told you with a face like that, she was still a virgin!' Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, 'Oh, God, darling! This one's even tighter!' At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy, once a Navy man, always a Navy man!" |
Re: Charles and Camilla
Originally Posted by B.Geezer
(Post 5937882)
Princess Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding which got increasingly tighter and tighter as the day went on. That night, when the festivities were finally over and they retired to their room, she flopped on the bed and said, 'Charles, darling. Please remove my shoes. My feet are killing me!'
Her ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked her right shoe with vigor, but it would not budge. 'Harder!' yelled Camilla. 'Harder!' Charles yelled back, 'I'm trying, darling! But it's just so blo*dy tight!' 'Come on! Give it all you've got!' she cried. Finally, when it released, Charles let out a big groan and Camilla exclaimed, 'There! Oh, God, that feels so good!' In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Phillip, 'See? I told you with a face like that, she was still a virgin!' Meanwhile, as Charles tried to remove her left shoe, he cried, 'Oh, God, darling! This one's even tighter!' At which Prince Phillip said to the Queen, "That's my boy, once a Navy man, always a Navy man!" |
Re: Charles and Camilla
Originally Posted by Inselaffen
(Post 5937937)
did you laugh at it back then?
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Re: Charles and Camilla
THe bbanter between Confucius and Inse are funnier than the gag! :blink:
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Re: Charles and Camilla
Originally Posted by nottmbantam
(Post 5939216)
THe bbanter between Confucius and Inse are funnier than the gag! :blink:
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