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Meow Jun 25th 2011 9:39 am

A challenge for kittycat1
 
Could you design a nice bra for this woman, or do we just send in the scaffolders?!

http://uk.health.lifestyle.yahoo.net...st-breasts.htm

:blink::blink:

kittycat1 Jun 25th 2011 11:47 am

Re: A challenge for kittycat1
 
Nope! rigging is her only way forward Im afraid, no amount of lycra or clever pattern cutting is going to lift 8 stone of boobs! the weight on her shoulders would be painful and to be honest if you pulled them up she woud probably fall over! I must admit I am astounded she hasnt opted for a reduction. and I dred to think where they will be in a few years!

Meow Jun 26th 2011 8:31 am

Re: A challenge for kittycat1
 
She claims they aren't uncomfortable, but I don't believe that. They weigh as much as a small person.

I guess before long she'll have her very own cushions firstly for kneeling and then for sitting on... :ohmy:

OleJanx Jun 26th 2011 8:42 am

Re: A challenge for kittycat1
 
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Meow Jun 26th 2011 8:45 am

Re: A challenge for kittycat1
 

Originally Posted by OleJanx (Post 9457658)
I weigh less than that, so I take it I am now officially "A small person"? Thanks....:frown:

But that chip on your shoulder must add to the weight :rolleyes: This isn't about you and I have no idea who you are anyway.
:confused:

WakeUp Jun 26th 2011 8:50 am

Re: A challenge for kittycat1
 

Originally Posted by OleJanx (Post 9457658)
I weigh less than that, so I take it I am now officially "A small person"? Thanks....:frown:

hehehe I seem to remember you said you were 5' 7"? That makes you average mate I think ;)

Meow Jun 26th 2011 8:56 am

Re: A challenge for kittycat1
 
Average body weights http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_weight

Admittedly limited info, but shows that the average weight of a woman in the Western world is over 10st. That makes 8st small, surely?

Anyway, it doesn't really matter as no one can deny that having breasts that weigh 8 stone is right at the top end of the scale and that is actually what the thread is about. BE has really gone weird if people are now keener on discussing weight rather than breast size. ;)

WakeUp Jun 26th 2011 9:13 am

Re: A challenge for kittycat1
 

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 9457684)
Average body weights http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_weight

Admittedly limited info, but shows that the average weight of a woman in the Western world is over 10st. That makes 8st small, surely?

Anyway, it doesn't really matter as no one can deny that having breasts that weigh 8 stone is right at the top end of the scale and that is actually what the thread is about. BE has really gone weird if people are now keener on discussing weight rather than breast size. ;)

True......I know she can't help it but theres nothing attractive about her breasts to me. Every day and every thing she tries to do must be a logistical nightmare. Give me a C cup any day, prefreably a real one. ;)

kittycat1 Jun 26th 2011 9:17 am

Re: A challenge for kittycat1
 
As a lady who is working in the adult industry she is hardly going to chop off her unique selling point though. I can't imagine she does much other than a tit wank though as anything more and shed knock herself out!

Millhouse Jun 26th 2011 9:28 am

Re: A challenge for kittycat1
 

Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 9457717)
As a lady who is working in the adult industry she is hardly going to chop off her unique selling point though. I can't imagine she does much other than a tit wank though as anything more and shed knock herself out!

i would have thought her tit wanks are shite.

Meow Jun 26th 2011 9:30 am

Re: A challenge for kittycat1
 

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 9457742)
i would have though her tit wanks are shite.

As a whole person could fit in her cleavage, a part of the anatomy would be totally lost in there.

Spugsy Jun 26th 2011 9:31 am

Re: A challenge for kittycat1
 

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 9457684)
Average body weights http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_weight

Admittedly limited info, but shows that the average weight of a woman in the Western world is over 10st. That makes 8st small, surely?

Anyway, it doesn't really matter as no one can deny that having breasts that weigh 8 stone is right at the top end of the scale and that is actually what the thread is about. BE has really gone weird if people are now keener on discussing weight rather than breast size. ;)

Exactly, I mean big tits are amazing - but those are just scary.

The Dean Jun 26th 2011 10:01 am

Re: A challenge for kittycat1
 

Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 9457747)
Exactly, I mean big tits are amazing - but those are just scary.

I know - those tits are so big, they've got horizons...........


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