Originally Posted by MataHari

they crack me up....wearing their ill fitting shiny suits, slicked back hair...they look like cartoon caracters....

Originally Posted by Kim67

I was a bit stunned and because the kids and I had not been home long, thought he might have been a workman that my husband had previously invited in or something.

Originally Posted by Spugsy

these weren't, they had cargo pants and shit t-shirts on, one looked incredulous at me 'I asked YOU for ID, and you now tell ME to show me mine', well aye of course, serious they must have both been late 20's.

Originally Posted by MataHari

I know...they are all very young...

Originally Posted by Spugsy

mad though eh? no wonder I didn;t believe them.

Originally Posted by The Dean

My kids just about crapped their dacks

............ said Kim 67, official spokesperson for the 'Society For The Promotion Of Colloquial English'............

Originally Posted by Inselaffen

well you are a shifty looking guy Spugs!

Originally Posted by Spugsy

aye he thought it was funny showing me his handcuffs later and me asking him to show me his gun.

Originally Posted by Spugsy

...was putting the bins out tonight and 2 blokes beeped at me and told me to come over, they were driving a proper shitty car and told me to get in, I said 'eh? who the f•ck are you?' and they replied 'CID',

they looked nowt like coppers so I told them where to go, they got out and got on their radios, I honestly though it was some sort of scam or something and said to one 'you're not police, you're about 15 f•cking years old', he looked pretty shocked and showed me his ID but wouldn't comeinto the house so I could see it properly,

I argued for about 10 minutes telling them to get the proper police or they could 'kiss my arse',

anyway mrs spugsy came out and brought our IDs, and ahem, yes indeed they were CID,

turns out someone had reported some big bloke dressed in black 'running around the streets', not sure what sort of crime that is but I was all in black,

anyway we had a bit og a laugh and I apologised, to be honest I'm not sure they knew everything I said with my geordie accent but......if this happens to you, or anyone asks to see ID, I guess the best thing would be to just show it.

Reckon I could have actually got in a bit of trouble over what happened tonight right??

Originally Posted by Blue Cat

absolutely hilarious!! laughing me heed off

Originally Posted by annacarna

Too funny, they probably didn't understand a word you said. Well maybe the f**ks, ha ha

CID are everywhere Spugsy, in the bars, all the watchman if you living in an appt are their little moles as well. Its a police state!

Originally Posted by Spugsy

mrs spugsy didn't, she wasn't happy at all, I was having a right go at them, I think as they were quite young they just didn't know how to take me.

Originally Posted by Blue Cat

28 is not that much younger than you they are Emirati's, Yemeni's etc.