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Old Jun 27th 2012, 11:41 am
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Originally Posted by Millhouse
Quite, the car was more reliable than the girl.
That doesn't sound very encouraging....
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Old Jun 27th 2012, 11:47 am
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Originally Posted by Millhouse
I once sucked a girl's tits in an Austin Metro.
If the said car was located in Egypt, you now could work in an office together with this girl as you are now considered family. According to recent parliamentary debate anyhow.

Edit to add to my previous post, any girl willing to get into the back of a transit is a proper slut
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Old Jun 27th 2012, 11:51 am
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If the said car was located in Egypt, you now could work in an office together with this girl as you are now considered family. According to recent parliamentary debate anyhow.

Edit to add to my previous post, any girl willing to get into the back of a transit is a proper slut
Reminds me of the graffiti urban legend on the back of a mucky Transit: "My girlfriend is dirtier than this van."
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Old Jun 27th 2012, 12:07 pm
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Originally Posted by OleJanx
Reminds me of the graffiti urban legend on the back of a mucky Transit: "My girlfriend is dirtier than this van."
Or the envious version: "I wish my girlfriend was as dirty as this van."
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Old Jun 27th 2012, 12:15 pm
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"Don't wash until seeds are planted"
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Old Jun 27th 2012, 12:36 pm
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Coming back to the original question, what about the colour of the car? I'm always a bit suspicious of people in matt black cars...
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Default Re: Car you drive = whether you're likely to be an adulterer

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
Coming back to the original question, what about the colour of the car? I'm always a bit suspicious of people in matt black cars...
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Old Jun 27th 2012, 1:37 pm
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Yellow for bum fun?
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going Local or wannabe Russian gangster

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So what sort of person drives a Landie Defender, replete with external roll-cage
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Originally Posted by Boomhauer
going Local or wannabe Russian gangster

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So what sort of person drives a Landie Defender, replete with external roll-cage
a flaming homosexual
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Default Re: Car you drive = whether you're likely to be an adulterer

Originally Posted by Millhouse
I once sucked a girl's tits in an Austin Metro.
I used had a Metro about 20 years ago. Had it when I was courting the now Mrs. Jimmy. It was a tight squeeze in that car.
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Old Jun 28th 2012, 7:22 am
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Originally Posted by britexpat76
No surprise that all 5 are perceived to be driven by reasonably affluent people, who will no doubt have 'Business' Trips away, can afford to romance a bit of fluff in a Hotel or have a few staff willing to suck their way up to the top.

I wonder which cars are most likely to see action?? My Cavalier Gsi C1997 was my luckiest, though that was probably due to the fact I was 20 and a twat as against the car..........

My Guess is its teens cars - Clio, Fiesta, Fiat?
Just had a flashback to an XR3i...
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Default Re: Car you drive = whether you're likely to be an adulterer

Originally Posted by Meow
Just had a flashback to an XR3i...
I used to go and see a local Ska band in Salisbury called 'Spankboy' who's best-known song was called 'XR3i'. The chorus went a little like this (exactly like this);

"Cruising in my XR3i,
Why don't you **** off and die,
Cruising in my XR3i,
Why don't you, **** off and DIE!"

Great tune though. Memories.
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