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The Dean Jun 3rd 2013 6:05 pm

"Can You 'Cure' A Lesbian?"
 
Of course you can, says Fighting Talk on BBC Radio Five Live............. :ohmy:

I adore Clare Balding - I think she's brilliant, one of the best and most knowledgeable sports presenters around - so why does everyone keep picking on her?? :frown:

Give the girl a break, please.

http://www.outsports.com/2013/6/3/43...o-cure-lesbian

OleJanx Jun 3rd 2013 6:21 pm

Re: "Can You 'Cure' A Lesbian?"
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 10738970)
Of course you can, says Fighting Talk on BBC Radio Five Live............. :ohmy:

I adore Clare Balding - I think she's brilliant, one of the best and most knowledgeable sports presenters around - so why does everyone keep picking on her?? :frown:

Give the girl a break, please.

http://www.outsports.com/2013/6/3/43...o-cure-lesbian

I'm not sure. You can cure bacon, so....

Bahtatboy Jun 3rd 2013 6:42 pm

Re: "Can You 'Cure' A Lesbian?"
 

Originally Posted by OleJanx (Post 10739002)
I'm not sure. You can cure bacon, so....

And concrete cures itself.

Boomhauer Jun 3rd 2013 6:47 pm

Re: "Can You 'Cure' A Lesbian?"
 
http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e3...psb87c3097.jpg

Robajob Jun 3rd 2013 6:54 pm

Re: "Can You 'Cure' A Lesbian?"
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 10739045)
And concrete cures itself.

Only if you keep it moist....

OleJanx Jun 3rd 2013 7:21 pm

Re: "Can You 'Cure' A Lesbian?"
 

Originally Posted by Robajob (Post 10739064)
Only if you keep it moist....

Unless you're a real bastard, and add diesel and sugar....

Boomhauer Jun 3rd 2013 7:26 pm

Re: "Can You 'Cure' A Lesbian?"
 

Originally Posted by OleJanx (Post 10739108)
Unless you're a real bastard, and add diesel and sugar....

I assume it is bad, but still curious on what diesel+sugar does to new concrete?

OleJanx Jun 3rd 2013 7:30 pm

Re: "Can You 'Cure' A Lesbian?"
 

Originally Posted by Boomhauer (Post 10739118)
I assume it is bad, but still curious on what diesel+sugar does to new concrete?

For some reason, it stops it setting, so you end up with grey soup.

Robajob Jun 3rd 2013 7:46 pm

Re: "Can You 'Cure' A Lesbian?"
 

Originally Posted by OleJanx (Post 10739126)
For some reason, it stops it setting, so you end up with grey soup.

If you want the opposite effect ie. to make it gain strength quickly, piss in it.

OleJanx Jun 3rd 2013 7:57 pm

Re: "Can You 'Cure' A Lesbian?"
 

Originally Posted by Robajob (Post 10739145)
If you want the opposite effect ie. to make it gain strength quickly, piss in it.

or double up the cement content and a hefty dose of admix....without ( ahem...) advising the *client*....
and I bet you've never had to prove that your Admix is Halal because you're working on an Islamic hospital.
An almighty drag on the bag....

OleJanx Jun 3rd 2013 8:00 pm

Re: "Can You 'Cure' A Lesbian?"
 

Originally Posted by Robajob (Post 10739145)
If you want the opposite effect ie. to make it gain strength quickly, piss in it.

Or add super plastisiser.. it comes our the barrel like a stream of piss.

Mr Weeze Jun 3rd 2013 8:26 pm

Re: "Can You 'Cure' A Lesbian?"
 
It's a segment called "defend the indefensible". The idea is, to win, you have to give the most spirited defense of something that is indefensible. They explain this, and that they don't actually condone it.

Boomhauer Jun 3rd 2013 8:34 pm

Re: "Can You 'Cure' A Lesbian?"
 

Originally Posted by Robajob (Post 10739145)
If you want the opposite effect ie. to make it gain strength quickly, piss in it.

Now surely you are takin the piss?

OleJanx Jun 3rd 2013 8:36 pm

Re: "Can You 'Cure' A Lesbian?"
 

Originally Posted by Mr Weeze (Post 10739214)
It's a segment called "defend the indefensible". The idea is, to win, you have to give the most spirited defense of something that is indefensible. They explain this, and that they don't actually condone it.

You can defend the defensible with any argument. See Red Fish's feeble arguments....

OleJanx Jun 3rd 2013 8:38 pm

Re: "Can You 'Cure' A Lesbian?"
 

Originally Posted by Boomhauer (Post 10739232)
Now surely you are takin the piss?

Robajob has a part time job as a kidney dialysis machine....


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