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Old Apr 18th 2008, 1:55 pm
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie View Post
Trust women to come up with two types of orgasm - one of which probably does not even exist..... oh, and then a myth about ejaculation as well???

Men's bits are so much simpler.... a marvel of design elegance.
You're clearly just jealous that not only do we have two different types, we can also have multiple orgasms!
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Old Apr 18th 2008, 1:57 pm
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You're clearly just jealous that not only do we have two different types, we can also have multiple orgasms!
So can we - they're just interspersed with satisfied snoring.....
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie View Post
Trust women to come up with two types of orgasm - one of which probably does not even exist..... oh, and then a myth about ejaculation as well???

Men's bits are so much simpler.... a marvel of design elegance.

All three of those exist.

Men's bits elegant?! Women are much tidier.
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All three of those exist.

Men's bits elegant?! Women are much tidier.
Much like a lady's handbag, tidy from the outside but a remarkable array of disparate items on the inside that are the very devil to find...
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Perhaps use a torch? Or a head lamp?
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Old Apr 18th 2008, 2:03 pm
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Perhaps use a torch? Or a head lamp?
Sounds like he could use a compass as well...
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Sounds like he could use a compass as well...

Good idea. Plus an Ordinance Survey map?
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Good idea. Plus an Ordinance Survey map?

Sat Nav maybe?
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Good idea. Plus an Ordinance Survey map?
yeah...and then call the mountain rescue team..
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Sat Nav maybe?
How modern!
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yeah...and then call the mountain rescue team..
He'll need a walkie talkie and a flare gun then!
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He'll need a walkie talkie and a flare gun then!
..and one of those lovely yellow jackets so we can see him!!
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..and one of those lovely yellow jackets so we can see him!!
Before he sees us!
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Before he sees us!
aint that the truth!
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Old Apr 18th 2008, 2:11 pm
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aint that the truth!
Think we scared him away?
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