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Apr 18th 2008, 1:55 pm

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Re: Calling All The Ladies........

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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie

Trust women to come up with two types of orgasm - one of which probably does not even exist..... oh, and then a myth about ejaculation as well???

Men's bits are so much simpler.... a marvel of design elegance.

You're clearly just jealous that not only do we have two different types, we can also have multiple orgasms!

Apr 18th 2008, 1:57 pm

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Re: Calling All The Ladies........

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You're clearly just jealous that not only do we have two different types, we can also have multiple orgasms!

So can we - they're just interspersed with satisfied snoring.....

Apr 18th 2008, 1:58 pm

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Re: Calling All The Ladies........

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All three of those exist.

Men's bits elegant?!

Women are much tidier.

Apr 18th 2008, 2:00 pm

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All three of those exist.

Men's bits elegant?!

Women are much tidier.

Much like a lady's handbag, tidy from the outside but a remarkable array of disparate items on the inside that are the very devil to find...

Apr 18th 2008, 2:02 pm

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Re: Calling All The Ladies........

Perhaps use a torch? Or a head lamp?

Apr 18th 2008, 2:03 pm

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Perhaps use a torch? Or a head lamp?

Sounds like he could use a compass as well...

Apr 18th 2008, 2:05 pm

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Sounds like he could use a compass as well...

Good idea. Plus an Ordinance Survey map?

Apr 18th 2008, 2:06 pm

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Good idea. Plus an Ordinance Survey map?

Sat Nav maybe?

Apr 18th 2008, 2:06 pm

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Good idea. Plus an Ordinance Survey map?

yeah...and then call the mountain rescue team..

Apr 18th 2008, 2:07 pm

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Sat Nav maybe?

How modern!

Apr 18th 2008, 2:08 pm

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yeah...and then call the mountain rescue team..

He'll need a walkie talkie and a flare gun then!

Apr 18th 2008, 2:08 pm

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He'll need a walkie talkie and a flare gun then!

..and one of those lovely yellow jackets so we can see him!!

Apr 18th 2008, 2:09 pm

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..and one of those lovely yellow jackets so we can see him!!

Before he sees us!

Apr 18th 2008, 2:10 pm

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Before he sees us!

aint that the truth!

Apr 18th 2008, 2:11 pm

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aint that the truth!

Think we scared him away?

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