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W10	Dec 8th 2009 4:42 am

Buying a crocodile

Simple... and only dh450.

Shocking stuff!

http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/ge...arjah-1.549623

Euc-	Dec 8th 2009 5:01 am

Re: Buying a crocodile

Cool!

Always wanted a tiger :thumbup:

Kim67

Dec 8th 2009 5:18 am

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Let's hope they're not aussie crocs - the brits are in enough trouble for eating an aussie rat - crocs are much more respected.

Seriously though, it's a disgrace.

Spugsy

Dec 8th 2009 5:41 am

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Originally Posted by W10 (Post 8155027)

Simple... and only dh450.

Shocking stuff!

http://gulfnews.com/news/gulf/uae/ge...arjah-1.549623

yup my missus LOVES monkeys and mentioned it to an emirati girl she works with, 2 days later 'ah madame,. I have ordered you a monkey, do you want to pick it up soon?'.

Millhouse

Dec 8th 2009 5:46 am

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Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 8155137)

yup my missus LOVES monkeys and mentioned it to an emirati girl she works with, 2 days later 'ah madame,. I have ordered you a monkey, do you want to pick it up soon?'.

A monkey is 2000Dh. I saw one for sale in the pet market in abu dhabi only a few months ago. An Emirati boy was holding it, cute little thing it was - the monkey not the emirati that is.

flares

Dec 8th 2009 5:51 am

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Originally Posted by EmiratesMillhouse (Post 8155145)

A monkey is 2000Dh. I saw one for sale in the pet market in abu dhabi only a few months ago. An Emirati boy was holding it, cute little thing it was - the monkey not the emirati that is.

everyone knows a monkey is 500 quid, a pony 25!

lord lumme, rofe n nevis

Meow	Dec 8th 2009 6:17 am

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Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 8155137)

yup my missus LOVES monkeys

And yet she married an ape... ;)

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Spugsy

Dec 8th 2009 6:28 am

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Originally Posted by Meow (Post 8155194)

And yet she married an ape... ;)

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heh heh heh, nicely played...

benzonar

Dec 9th 2009 4:26 pm

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Crocodile for 450dhs is a bargain. Let it grow for a few years and then take it down karama and get some guy to knock up a fake birkin for the missus.

Eva	Dec 9th 2009 7:04 pm

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Originally Posted by Euc- (Post 8155051)

Cool!

Always wanted a tiger :thumbup:

Didn't you just get a new pussy though??
Not just for Christmas surely......;)

Autonomy

Dec 9th 2009 7:41 pm

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Originally Posted by Eva (Post 8160161)

Didn't you just get a new pussy though??
Not just for Christmas surely......;)

but that would be for life, not just for Christmas.... oh sorry, that phrase was about a dog I think..... oh wait, sorry Euc, this is not going so well.... that wasn't your Boss I was talking about.... no, no I didn't say she was a dog..... oh bugger.... NO! I was talking out loud.... oh nevermind....

Ray	Dec 9th 2009 9:17 pm

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Thats nothing ... here the alligators come come knocking on the
door for a hand out ....or leg

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