Bullet Proof Stone
posted at the request of the missing P2P
Seller of 'bullet-proof' stone pleads innocent Published: February 07, 2008, 00:15 Dubai: A man is standing trial for trying to sell an allegedly bullet-proof onyx stone for Dh500 million at Global Village. "I've been jailed, my wife is in a hotel and my three-year-old daughter has been mentally affected since my arrest ... she has become insane and has been putting her fingers in electric sockets and biting her nails because I am away ... Please! I didn't swindle or cheat anyone," the middle-aged Yemeni suspect, Q.M., told Dubai Court of Misdemeanours yesterday. The Public Prosecution charged him with attempting to con the public by advertising the onyx stone for Dh500 million in a newspaper (not Gulf News). In the advertisement he claimed that anyone who wears the stone is protected against bullets. |
Re: Bullet Proof Stone
Originally Posted by Inselaffen
(Post 5897528)
posted at the request of the missing P2P
Seller of 'bullet-proof' stone pleads innocent Published: February 07, 2008, 00:15 Dubai: A man is standing trial for trying to sell an allegedly bullet-proof onyx stone for Dh500 million at Global Village. "I've been jailed, my wife is in a hotel and my three-year-old daughter has been mentally affected since my arrest ... she has become insane and has been putting her fingers in electric sockets and biting her nails because I am away ... Please! I didn't swindle or cheat anyone," the middle-aged Yemeni suspect, Q.M., told Dubai Court of Misdemeanours yesterday. The Public Prosecution charged him with attempting to con the public by advertising the onyx stone for Dh500 million in a newspaper (not Gulf News). In the advertisement he claimed that anyone who wears the stone is protected against bullets. |
Re: Bullet Proof Stone
Originally Posted by The Dean
(Post 5897534)
If I can afford it, I'll carry it with me to the next BE Night Out............
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Re: Bullet Proof Stone
Originally Posted by Inselaffen
(Post 5897554)
maybe a cricket box will be useful too!
I think its him who is mentaly disturbed. |
Re: Bullet Proof Stone
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 5897622)
A bullet proof stone?! Who is this guy...Batfink??!!
I think its him who is mentaly disturbed. you have to count you fingers after shaking hands with a Yemeni businessman! |
Re: Bullet Proof Stone
I could sell thousands of these in Saaarrff London!
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Re: Bullet Proof Stone
haha... awsome story!!
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Re: Bullet Proof Stone
Originally Posted by Coxy the Bear
(Post 5899007)
I could sell thousands of these in Saaarrff London!
I originate from saaaaaf london. you will be needing one if you are not careful!:sneaky: |
Re: Bullet Proof Stone
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 5899525)
Oi you!
I originate from saaaaaf london. MM, xx |
Re: Bullet Proof Stone
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
(Post 5899527)
oh dear...and here was me thinking you were welsh :D
MM, xx Ive been called alot of things in my life,but that is the most hurtful and offensive thing anyone has ever said to me. |
Re: Bullet Proof Stone
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 5899538)
Oh my God.
Ive been called alot of things in my life,but that is the most hurtful and offensive thing anyone has ever said to me. MM, xx |
Re: Bullet Proof Stone
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
(Post 5899545)
but, but...it was a huge compliment...
MM, xx |
Re: Bullet Proof Stone
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 5899562)
I cant bear to even talk to you anymore!!!! boo hoo.:(
oh yeah, and if you're not nice to me, i'll tell the hairdresser to ignore your calls, lol... MM, xx |
Re: Bullet Proof Stone
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
(Post 5899569)
you love me really...and you know i'm kidding...!!!
oh yeah, and if you're not nice to me, i'll tell the hairdresser to ignore your calls, lol... MM, xx |
Re: Bullet Proof Stone
Originally Posted by MissDemeanor
(Post 5899575)
Ooh,alright you sweet talker!!xx
MM, xx |
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