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Old Mar 6th 2008, 10:32 am
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Gordon Brown wants people in the UK to cut the amount of petrol they use......

The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 3 million less people using the petrol. The price of petrol would come down.....

Bring the UK troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ....

Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident..... .

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the immigrants trying to make a better life for themselves.. .....

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved.....
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Default Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol

Originally Posted by BangleMan View Post
Gordon Brown wants people in the UK to cut the amount of petrol they use......

The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 3 million less people using the petrol. The price of petrol would come down.....

Bring the UK troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ....

Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident..... .

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the immigrants trying to make a better life for themselves.. .....

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved.....
and I used to dislike him!
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Fascist...and you expect Emiratis here to welcome you with open arms!
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Originally Posted by lionheart View Post
Fascist...and you expect Emiratis here to welcome you with open arms!
How do you KNOW he expects that - or even wants it?

And please don't use the word 'fascist' so lightly....... he may be heading in that direction, but he has a long way to go......
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Originally Posted by lionheart View Post
Fascist...and you expect Emiratis here to welcome you with open arms!
and a red carpet of course
you Knob!
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Originally Posted by lionheart View Post
Fascist...and you expect Emiratis here to welcome you with open arms!
Maybe if so many "illegal" immigrants didnt get into / weren't allowed into the UK from other European states, then British citizens, born and bred there, and who have paid their taxes for years wouldnt have to uproot and leave their country, as a direct result of declining standards of education / health care etc, largely caused by a large number of illegal immigrants entering Britain and poncing / scrounging off the state.....Is that any more direct for you ?
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Originally Posted by BangleMan View Post
Maybe if so many "illegal" immigrants didnt get into / weren't allowed into the UK from other European states, then British citizens, born and bred there, and who have paid their taxes for years wouldnt have to uproot and leave their country, as a direct result of declining standards of education / health care etc, largely caused by a large number of illegal immigrants entering Britain and poncing / scrounging off the state.....Is that any more direct for you ?
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Originally Posted by lionheart View Post
Fascist...and you expect Emiratis here to welcome you with open arms!
Hello, LH.... For once I'm veering towards your side of the fence.

As for the rest of you.....

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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie View Post
Hello, LH.... For once I'm veering towards your side of the fence.

As for the rest of you.....

http://content.answers.com/main/cont...lf_Garnett.JPG

And just out of interest,when was the last time you lived in the UK?
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie View Post
Hello, LH.... For once I'm veering towards your side of the fence.

As for the rest of you.....

http://content.answers.com/main/cont...lf_Garnett.JPG
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie View Post
Hello, LH.... For once I'm veering towards your side of the fence.

As for the rest of you.....

http://content.answers.com/main/cont...lf_Garnett.JPG
As the writer of Alf Garnett said "“I didn’t invent Alf, he was created by society. "
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[QUOTE=lionheart;6025579]Fascist...and you expect Emiratis here to welcome you with open arms![/QUOTE

You seem to forget that we come here to work.I dont know of any of us here claiming benefits and living in a council house....correct me if im wrong.
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And just out of interest,when was the last time you lived in the UK?
I fail to see any relevance in your question.

Originally Posted by BangleMan View Post
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Wonderful - Warren Mitchell was a National Treasure....
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie View Post
I fail to see any relevance in your question.



Wonderful - Warren Mitchell was a National Treasure....
The relevance is that if you had been,you would be seeing things very differently.
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