To boldly go where no adult has been...
Oct 20th 2008, 6:00 pm
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It's what the eye see's..
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To boldly go where no adult has been...
No joke okay...
Here I am at 51, enjoying an evening out in one of the 1001 bars Amsterdam knows on a Sunday evening...
1. Minding my own business with a few friends, sipping Scotland's (almost) best when this young girl sits down next to me.
2. Sir are you in for some horizontal fun?
3. Now comes the hard part. I turn around and see this fantastic looking girl, not woman, she can't be older then 14 or 15 sipping a Bloody Marry, and I look at the bartender "Don't look at me Sir, I get them in here not 13 in a dozen, but 14..." and then I look at the sign board "We don't serve alcohol under the 18".
4. So looking at those far to tight bluejeans, thin hips and far to long legs. Then this old goat smiles and pushes her thin legs back together again "Just out of curiosity you under aged sweetie, what do you think you can milk this old male goat for?
5. Watching the artificial friendly smile disappear? €300 to €500 Sir, which could get me into Amsterdam's better night clubs....
6. Watching her walk away? That awesome little female butt swinging the way it should? I look back at the bar tender "Ooo Sir, I see her picking up 3 to 6 men a week. That honest school girl look really works in here..."
6. And I really must have looked flabbergasted as the guy behind the bar smiled at me "This drink is on the house Sir, those girls? Are the new super stars in the five star night clubs, beleave me..."
7. So driving home? I start to think "Jesus that's at least €900 to €1800 a week!!! Hit the cold shower old boy...
Here I am at 51, enjoying an evening out in one of the 1001 bars Amsterdam knows on a Sunday evening...
1. Minding my own business with a few friends, sipping Scotland's (almost) best when this young girl sits down next to me.
2. Sir are you in for some horizontal fun?
3. Now comes the hard part. I turn around and see this fantastic looking girl, not woman, she can't be older then 14 or 15 sipping a Bloody Marry, and I look at the bartender "Don't look at me Sir, I get them in here not 13 in a dozen, but 14..." and then I look at the sign board "We don't serve alcohol under the 18".
4. So looking at those far to tight bluejeans, thin hips and far to long legs. Then this old goat smiles and pushes her thin legs back together again "Just out of curiosity you under aged sweetie, what do you think you can milk this old male goat for?
5. Watching the artificial friendly smile disappear? €300 to €500 Sir, which could get me into Amsterdam's better night clubs....
6. Watching her walk away? That awesome little female butt swinging the way it should? I look back at the bar tender "Ooo Sir, I see her picking up 3 to 6 men a week. That honest school girl look really works in here..."
6. And I really must have looked flabbergasted as the guy behind the bar smiled at me "This drink is on the house Sir, those girls? Are the new super stars in the five star night clubs, beleave me..."
7. So driving home? I start to think "Jesus that's at least €900 to €1800 a week!!! Hit the cold shower old boy...
Oct 20th 2008, 6:19 pm
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Re: To boldly go where no adult has been...
No joke okay...
Here I am at 51, enjoying an evening out in one of the 1001 bars Amsterdam knows on a Sunday evening...
1. Minding my own business with a few friends, sipping Scotland's (almost) best when this young girl sits down next to me.
2. Sir are you in for some horizontal fun?
3. Now comes the hard part. I turn around and see this fantastic looking girl, not woman, she can't be older then 14 or 15 sipping a Bloody Marry, and I look at the bartender "Don't look at me Sir, I get them in here not 13 in a dozen, but 14..." and then I look at the sign board "We don't serve alcohol under the 18".
4. So looking at those far to tight bluejeans, thin hips and far to long legs. Then this old goat smiles and pushes her thin legs back together again "Just out of curiosity you under aged sweetie, what do you think you can milk this old male goat for?
5. Watching the artificial friendly smile disappear? €300 to €500 Sir, which could get me into Amsterdam's better night clubs....
6. Watching her walk away? That awesome little female butt swinging the way it should? I look back at the bar tender "Ooo Sir, I see her picking up 3 to 6 men a week. That honest school girl look really works in here..."
6. And I really must have looked flabbergasted as the guy behind the bar smiled at me "This drink is on the house Sir, those girls? Are the new super stars in the five star night clubs, beleave me..."
7. So driving home? I start to think "Jesus that's at least €900 to €1800 a week!!! Hit the cold shower old boy...
Here I am at 51, enjoying an evening out in one of the 1001 bars Amsterdam knows on a Sunday evening...
1. Minding my own business with a few friends, sipping Scotland's (almost) best when this young girl sits down next to me.
2. Sir are you in for some horizontal fun?
3. Now comes the hard part. I turn around and see this fantastic looking girl, not woman, she can't be older then 14 or 15 sipping a Bloody Marry, and I look at the bartender "Don't look at me Sir, I get them in here not 13 in a dozen, but 14..." and then I look at the sign board "We don't serve alcohol under the 18".
4. So looking at those far to tight bluejeans, thin hips and far to long legs. Then this old goat smiles and pushes her thin legs back together again "Just out of curiosity you under aged sweetie, what do you think you can milk this old male goat for?
5. Watching the artificial friendly smile disappear? €300 to €500 Sir, which could get me into Amsterdam's better night clubs....
6. Watching her walk away? That awesome little female butt swinging the way it should? I look back at the bar tender "Ooo Sir, I see her picking up 3 to 6 men a week. That honest school girl look really works in here..."
6. And I really must have looked flabbergasted as the guy behind the bar smiled at me "This drink is on the house Sir, those girls? Are the new super stars in the five star night clubs, beleave me..."
7. So driving home? I start to think "Jesus that's at least €900 to €1800 a week!!! Hit the cold shower old boy...
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Oct 20th 2008, 6:30 pm
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Re: To boldly go where no adult has been...
Hmmmmm.......... so what are you actually saying?
A girl/woman who looks 14 or 15 can earn a lot of money by persuading 51-year-old men to part with a lot of money in return for a short-lived sexual experience............ Gosh! Thanks for telling us!! I've also heard that Maggie Thatcher has resigned and JFK has been assassinated.........
A 51-year-old man with an attractive young woman isn't going to last more than a few seconds anyway..................
.......... or so I've heard............. er.............
A girl/woman who looks 14 or 15 can earn a lot of money by persuading 51-year-old men to part with a lot of money in return for a short-lived sexual experience............ Gosh! Thanks for telling us!! I've also heard that Maggie Thatcher has resigned and JFK has been assassinated.........
A 51-year-old man with an attractive young woman isn't going to last more than a few seconds anyway..................
.......... or so I've heard............. er.............
Oct 20th 2008, 6:35 pm
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Re: To boldly go where no adult has been...
Hmmmmm.......... so what are you actually saying?
A girl/woman who looks 14 or 15 can earn a lot of money by persuading 51-year-old men to part with a lot of money in return for a short-lived sexual experience............ Gosh! Thanks for telling us!! I've also heard that Maggie Thatcher has resigned and JFK has been assassinated.........
A 51-year-old man with an attractive young woman isn't going to last more than a few seconds anyway..................
.......... or so I've heard............. er.............
A girl/woman who looks 14 or 15 can earn a lot of money by persuading 51-year-old men to part with a lot of money in return for a short-lived sexual experience............ Gosh! Thanks for telling us!! I've also heard that Maggie Thatcher has resigned and JFK has been assassinated.........
A 51-year-old man with an attractive young woman isn't going to last more than a few seconds anyway..................
.......... or so I've heard............. er.............
But just saying she is in public relations and they always earn good money!
Why not and loads of blokes now take something called Viagria which means its can go on forever and ever and ever .....
Oct 20th 2008, 6:36 pm
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Re: To boldly go where no adult has been...
noooo...this is so wrong...i can't stand split infinitives...
MM, xx
MM, xx
Oct 20th 2008, 6:41 pm
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It's what the eye see's..
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Re: To boldly go where no adult has been...
That a girl turns her brain off and uses her body the easy way to earn money? If it was my daughter? I'd whip her sweet little ass until it was blue and purple for choosing the easy way out. In my opinion? Male or female, you're born with a brain, use it.
Oct 20th 2008, 6:41 pm
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Re: To boldly go where no adult has been...
Oct 20th 2008, 6:47 pm
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Re: To boldly go where no adult has been...
Oct 20th 2008, 6:53 pm
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It's what the eye see's..
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Re: To boldly go where no adult has been...
You jolly joker.. Students by day, ladies of the night in the after school hours, and / or evening hours. These "girls" at 14, 15 know exactly where Eva gets the "cream of life" horizontally and what to charge for it. 9 out of the 10 parents don't even know it's happening.
Oct 20th 2008, 6:58 pm
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Re: To boldly go where no adult has been...
You jolly joker.. Students by day, ladies of the night in the after school hours, and / or evening hours. These "girls" at 14, 15 know exactly where Eva gets the "cream of life" horizontally and what to charge for it. 9 out of the 10 parents don't even know it's happening.
Oct 20th 2008, 7:01 pm
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Re: To boldly go where no adult has been...
You jolly joker.. Students by day, ladies of the night in the after school hours, and / or evening hours. These "girls" at 14, 15 know exactly where Eva gets the "cream of life" horizontally and what to charge for it. 9 out of the 10 parents don't even know it's happening.
Oct 20th 2008, 7:15 pm
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It's what the eye see's..
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Re: To boldly go where no adult has been...
It simply means that a lot of young girls have found out that there is a very, very easy way to make what the Dutch call "Lazy money". In other words? A new form of prostitution Eva, nothing more, nothing less. That is until the Pimps find out that there is serious money to be made here... God have mercy on the parents that find out the hard way. And "Eva" is the reference to the Bible. Not you
Oct 20th 2008, 7:19 pm
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Re: To boldly go where no adult has been...
It simply means that a lot of young girls have found out that there is a very, very easy way to make what the Dutch call "Lazy money". In other words? A new form of prostitution Eva, nothing more, nothing less. That is until the Pimps find out that there is serious money to be made here... God have mercy on the parents that find out the hard way. And "Eva" is the reference to the Bible. Not you
I am not alone in thinking the reference was t'ward myself.I think you mean
EVE.
Oct 20th 2008, 7:31 pm
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Re: To boldly go where no adult has been...
It simply means that a lot of young girls have found out that there is a very, very easy way to make what the Dutch call "Lazy money". In other words? A new form of prostitution Eva, nothing more, nothing less. That is until the Pimps find out that there is serious money to be made here... God have mercy on the parents that find out the hard way. And "Eva" is the reference to the Bible. Not you
Jury's still out on this one too.....
