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BangleMan Jan 9th 2009 11:19 am

Blokes & Dancing
 
Any bloke that dances wants shooting...!

Charismatic Jan 9th 2009 11:30 am

Re: Blokes & Dancing
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7144738)
Any bloke that dances wants shooting...!

Are you mad? How else are you going to discretly check the quality of the merchandise, it's an open invitation to check her out. Also all women know that the better a man knows his steps on the floor the better he will be at satisfying her in bed (allegedly).

Confucius Jan 9th 2009 11:31 am

Re: Blokes & Dancing
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7144738)
Any bloke that dances wants shooting...!

A man that dirty-dances deserves to get laid...

BangleMan Jan 9th 2009 11:33 am

Re: Blokes & Dancing
 

Originally Posted by Charismatic (Post 7144781)
Are you mad? How else are you going to discretly check the quality of the merchandise, it's an open invitation to check her out. Also all women know that the better a man knows his steps on the floor the better he will be at satisfying her in bed (allegedly).

she will be well impressed im sure, as you stand there doing your worm in a sock impression !

BangleMan Jan 9th 2009 11:33 am

Re: Blokes & Dancing
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 7144785)
A man that dirty-dances deserves to get laid...

Poor old Patrick Swayze...

Madam Medusa Jan 9th 2009 11:34 am

Re: Blokes & Dancing
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7144738)
Any bloke that dances wants shooting...!

no, i think you need to qualify that...it's when guys become dads that they mysteriously lose the dancing plot...

MM, xx

Confucius Jan 9th 2009 11:36 am

Re: Blokes & Dancing
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7144794)
Poor old Patrick Swayze...

He shouldve seen it coming...

BangleMan Jan 9th 2009 11:38 am

Re: Blokes & Dancing
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 7144798)
no, i think you need to qualify that...it's when guys become dads that they mysteriously lose the dancing plot...

MM, xx

its cos they know its only a matter of time before the woman will take the shirt off their back.....so it restricts their dancing moves

Madam Medusa Jan 9th 2009 11:38 am

Re: Blokes & Dancing
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7144817)
its cos they know its only a matter of time before the woman will take the shirt off their back.....so it restricts their dancing moves

ohhh, you're so bitter and twisted...

MM, xx

BangleMan Jan 9th 2009 11:38 am

Re: Blokes & Dancing
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 7144808)
He shouldve seen it coming...

At least he will get to see Demi Moore and Woophi Goldberg again soon..

BangleMan Jan 9th 2009 11:39 am

Re: Blokes & Dancing
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 7144821)
ohhh, you're so bitter and twisted...

MM, xx

not at all.....just trying to strike a blow for Men's Lib

Madam Medusa Jan 9th 2009 11:40 am

Re: Blokes & Dancing
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7144824)
not at all.....just trying to strike a blow for Men's Lib

hmmm...not sure you're quite achieving your objectives then...

MM, xx

BangleMan Jan 9th 2009 11:43 am

Re: Blokes & Dancing
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 7144830)
hmmm...not sure you're quite achieving your objectives then...

MM, xx

not for the first time in my life....lol

cherrypie1 Jan 9th 2009 12:26 pm

Re: Blokes & Dancing
 

Originally Posted by BangleMan (Post 7144738)
Any bloke that dances wants shooting...!

Not every man, but the one's I saw in Le Meridien nightclub (don't know what it's called, only frequented it once), they needed shooting. They were doing dance routines al a Michael Jackson, grabbing their crotches etc, not a pretty sight, then they'd stand aside, let the next one take over to do his stuff. :(

al dente Jan 9th 2009 1:28 pm

Re: Blokes & Dancing
 
There was something in The Economist last month about why we respond to music. One argument is that if you're a better dancer you're more fit, therefore a better genetic mate than the lazy arse beer swiller next to you. However, i don't know what it says about the skinny, chemical enhanced hardcore freak!



http://www.economist.com/printeditio...ry_ID=12795510


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