Best wind up letter to the UAE press ever
Dec 2nd 2013, 6:09 am
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Best wind up letter to the UAE press ever
Now I've sent a few in my time, but this one has it all, I don't know the date but would suggest it's around the late 80s early 90s.
See if you can spot all the euphemisms...
Just in case you can't see it I've attached it too.
See if you can spot all the euphemisms...
Just in case you can't see it I've attached it too.
Dec 2nd 2013, 7:31 am
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Re: Best wind up letter to the UAE press ever
I see 3 sexual euphemisms .
Dec 2nd 2013, 7:40 am
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I managed 5 with a possible 6th...
Dec 2nd 2013, 8:24 am
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Surely the author's name was a giveaway??
Dec 2nd 2013, 8:47 am
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7days once published my letter about gulling
Dec 2nd 2013, 9:09 am
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we used to just pick a word from the profanisaurus and set a challenge to get it published. There was a great one which involed the act of taking a photo of a celebrity, putting a hole in it and..... but I can't remember the word. The letter was about irrigation in Oz
Dec 2nd 2013, 9:09 am
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Dec 2nd 2013, 9:20 am
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can't find it, they kindly included a pic of a seagull too though
we used to just pick a word from the profanisaurus and set a challenge to get it published. There was a great one which involed the act of taking a photo of a celebrity, putting a hole in it and..... but I can't remember the word. The letter was about irrigation in Oz
we used to just pick a word from the profanisaurus and set a challenge to get it published. There was a great one which involed the act of taking a photo of a celebrity, putting a hole in it and..... but I can't remember the word. The letter was about irrigation in Oz
How funny is that?
Dec 2nd 2013, 9:24 am
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Dec 2nd 2013, 10:37 am
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For a few issues the Saudi Gazette back in the 90s had a notice in the Free Personal Ads about a "Muff-Divers Club".
Dec 2nd 2013, 10:57 am
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