Best come back line to a complete stranger..
Aug 10th 2010, 5:14 pm
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Best come back line to a complete stranger..
Ok - what is the best come back line you have had randomly with complete stranger etc in pub/party etc...? Not too naughty please (just PM those plz)
Aug 10th 2010, 5:46 pm
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Re: Best come back line to a complete stranger..
No replies....
Wait for BB tomorrow, am sure he will have some...
Wait for BB tomorrow, am sure he will have some...
Aug 10th 2010, 5:48 pm
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Re: Best come back line to a complete stranger..
thats not a come back line pet...
Aug 10th 2010, 5:52 pm
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ha ha I don't speak to strangers in bars.... am really quite a shy kinda person....
Aug 10th 2010, 5:57 pm
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Re: Best come back line to a complete stranger..
I have soo many darling..where to start!
A guy wouldn't leave my pub until I had to threaten to ban him if he didn't leave.........as I was walking away he called to me and as I turned round he dropped his trousers and underpants and "waved" at me!!!
I slowly looked him up and down and said "Wow! You must be a rugby player"
He smiled and asked "why?"
I said " Because you have got odd shaped balls!"
You have never seen anybody leave so quickly!!
Another guy, who was quite short, cornered me at a party and he obviously thought he was a bit of a Casanova........... he wispered in my ear...... " So, what would you say to a little f88k?"
I looked at him and said..."Hello, you little f88k"
A guy wouldn't leave my pub until I had to threaten to ban him if he didn't leave.........as I was walking away he called to me and as I turned round he dropped his trousers and underpants and "waved" at me!!!
I slowly looked him up and down and said "Wow! You must be a rugby player"
He smiled and asked "why?"
I said " Because you have got odd shaped balls!"
You have never seen anybody leave so quickly!!
Another guy, who was quite short, cornered me at a party and he obviously thought he was a bit of a Casanova........... he wispered in my ear...... " So, what would you say to a little f88k?"
I looked at him and said..."Hello, you little f88k"
Aug 10th 2010, 5:59 pm
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Re: Best come back line to a complete stranger..
I have soo many darling..where to start!
A guy wouldn't leave my pub until I had to threaten to ban him if he didn't leave.........as I was walking away he called to me and as I turned round he dropped his trousers and underpants and "waved" at me!!!
I slowly looked him up and down and said "Wow! You must be a rugby player"
He smiled and asked "why?"
I said " Because you have got odd shaped balls!"
You have never seen anybody leave so quickly!!
Another guy, who was quite short, cornered me at a party and he obviously thought he was a bit of a Casanova........... he wispered in my ear...... " So, what would you say to a little f88k?"
I looked at him and said..."Hello, you little f88k"
A guy wouldn't leave my pub until I had to threaten to ban him if he didn't leave.........as I was walking away he called to me and as I turned round he dropped his trousers and underpants and "waved" at me!!!
I slowly looked him up and down and said "Wow! You must be a rugby player"
He smiled and asked "why?"
I said " Because you have got odd shaped balls!"
You have never seen anybody leave so quickly!!
Another guy, who was quite short, cornered me at a party and he obviously thought he was a bit of a Casanova........... he wispered in my ear...... " So, what would you say to a little f88k?"
I looked at him and said..."Hello, you little f88k"
Aug 10th 2010, 6:04 pm
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Re: Best come back line to a complete stranger..
Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Excellent time to become a missing person.
I've only got one nerve left, and you're getting on it.
Aug 10th 2010, 6:09 pm
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Re: Best come back line to a complete stranger..
I always find the response "Your Mum" as a universal comeback to most things.
(Or maybe this is just a thing in my social circle)
(Or maybe this is just a thing in my social circle)
Aug 10th 2010, 6:17 pm
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Boys - funny but these ahve to be original and personally delivered. Plus the whole conversation please. Patsy got it right...
Aug 10th 2010, 6:21 pm
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Re: Best come back line to a complete stranger..
But I do like "Have you got a Pen?" "Why, do you want to write my number down?" "No, Just want you to go back in it...."
Aug 10th 2010, 6:45 pm
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Re: Best come back line to a complete stranger..
not to a stranger but..........
When my husband's ex wife ignored me and walked straight past me at my step daughters wedding but stopped within earshot as her new husband shook my hand...........I gave him a kiss on the cheek, smiled, looked at Janet for a moment, turned back to him and said..........." So, you are Robert..... you will need to be very careful Robert, I have a penchant for Janet's husbands"
When my husband's ex wife ignored me and walked straight past me at my step daughters wedding but stopped within earshot as her new husband shook my hand...........I gave him a kiss on the cheek, smiled, looked at Janet for a moment, turned back to him and said..........." So, you are Robert..... you will need to be very careful Robert, I have a penchant for Janet's husbands"
Aug 10th 2010, 10:54 pm
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I like "Al YaMama" for context's sake...
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Aug 11th 2010, 5:13 am
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I just smile, nice and wide. Floors most people when they're being unpleasant. (And fits in with my Ramadan spirit--eat lots of dates and be nice to people).
Ramadan Kareem
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