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Old Aug 10th 2010, 5:14 pm
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Ok - what is the best come back line you have had randomly with complete stranger etc in pub/party etc...? Not too naughty please (just PM those plz)
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Old Aug 10th 2010, 5:46 pm
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Wait for BB tomorrow, am sure he will have some...
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Old Aug 10th 2010, 5:48 pm
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thats not a come back line pet...
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ha ha I don't speak to strangers in bars.... am really quite a shy kinda person....
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I have soo many darling..where to start!

A guy wouldn't leave my pub until I had to threaten to ban him if he didn't leave.........as I was walking away he called to me and as I turned round he dropped his trousers and underpants and "waved" at me!!!
I slowly looked him up and down and said "Wow! You must be a rugby player"
He smiled and asked "why?"
I said " Because you have got odd shaped balls!"
You have never seen anybody leave so quickly!!

Another guy, who was quite short, cornered me at a party and he obviously thought he was a bit of a Casanova........... he wispered in my ear...... " So, what would you say to a little f88k?"
I looked at him and said..."Hello, you little f88k"
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ha ha I don't speak to strangers in bars.... am really quite a shy kinda person....
Become a goldfish...

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I have soo many darling..where to start!

A guy wouldn't leave my pub until I had to threaten to ban him if he didn't leave.........as I was walking away he called to me and as I turned round he dropped his trousers and underpants and "waved" at me!!!
I slowly looked him up and down and said "Wow! You must be a rugby player"
He smiled and asked "why?"
I said " Because you have got odd shaped balls!"
You have never seen anybody leave so quickly!!

Another guy, who was quite short, cornered me at a party and he obviously thought he was a bit of a Casanova........... he wispered in my ear...... " So, what would you say to a little f88k?"
I looked at him and said..."Hello, you little f88k"
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Ok - what is the best come back line you have had randomly with complete stranger etc in pub/party etc...? Not too naughty please (just PM those plz)
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Excellent time to become a missing person.

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I always find the response "Your Mum" as a universal comeback to most things.

(Or maybe this is just a thing in my social circle)
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Boys - funny but these ahve to be original and personally delivered. Plus the whole conversation please. Patsy got it right...
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Boys - funny but these ahve to be original and personally delivered. Plus the whole conversation please. Patsy got it right...
as always darling
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Boys - funny but these ahve to be original and personally delivered. Plus the whole conversation please. Patsy got it right...
Men never turn a lady down when approached....

But I do like "Have you got a Pen?" "Why, do you want to write my number down?" "No, Just want you to go back in it...."
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not to a stranger but..........
When my husband's ex wife ignored me and walked straight past me at my step daughters wedding but stopped within earshot as her new husband shook my hand...........I gave him a kiss on the cheek, smiled, looked at Janet for a moment, turned back to him and said..........." So, you are Robert..... you will need to be very careful Robert, I have a penchant for Janet's husbands"
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Originally Posted by benzonar View Post
I always find the response "Your Mum" as a universal comeback to most things.

(Or maybe this is just a thing in my social circle)

I like "Al YaMama" for context's sake...


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I just smile, nice and wide. Floors most people when they're being unpleasant. (And fits in with my Ramadan spirit--eat lots of dates and be nice to people).

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