BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
Sep 28th 2009, 9:59 am
#46
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Re: BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
no nerves here, the old 'I've been shagging your missus/mother' is proper playground stuff.
I'm just pleased you show your standards, as I can't think of a woman in the world over 60 that I'd want to get funky with.
By the way, you've been here for a few years now. And your still single? How does that work?
I'm just pleased you show your standards, as I can't think of a woman in the world over 60 that I'd want to get funky with.
By the way, you've been here for a few years now. And your still single? How does that work?
I cant think of a woman over 60 either, not really sure what relevance that has to anything, but i will stay confused as i do with a lot of your posts and banal banterings
Yes, I have, well remembered, it will be 2 years in Mid Oct.
hmmm, the phrase' And your (hic) still single?' is what exactly ?
Did you mean to ask if I am single ? I assume you did, in which case you should have asked 'Are you still single?' for clarity's sake
Or maybe are you making a statement and are 'telling me' Im still single ?...., in which case you should have replaced the question mark with an exclamation
So which one is it ?
Sep 28th 2009, 10:01 am
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Sep 28th 2009, 10:01 am
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Re: BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
er, I think you'll find it you who posted the first reference to a wife (my ex) not me, so you are kinda having a pop at your own attempt at humour in the first place.....but you are a dumb ****wit and I wouldnt expect any comprehension of that on your part
I cant think of a woman over 60 either, not really sure what relevance that has to anything, but i will stay confused as i do with a lot of your posts and banal banterings
Yes, I have, well remembered, it will be 2 years in Mid Oct.
hmmm, the phrase' And your (hic) still single?' is what exactly ?
Did you mean to ask if I am single ? I assume you did, in which case you should have asked 'Are you still single?' for clarity's sake
Or maybe are you making a statement and are 'telling me' Im still single ?...., in which case you should have replaced the question mark with an exclamation
So which one is it ?
I cant think of a woman over 60 either, not really sure what relevance that has to anything, but i will stay confused as i do with a lot of your posts and banal banterings
Yes, I have, well remembered, it will be 2 years in Mid Oct.
hmmm, the phrase' And your (hic) still single?' is what exactly ?
Did you mean to ask if I am single ? I assume you did, in which case you should have asked 'Are you still single?' for clarity's sake
Or maybe are you making a statement and are 'telling me' Im still single ?...., in which case you should have replaced the question mark with an exclamation
So which one is it ?
Sep 28th 2009, 10:07 am
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Re: BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
er, I think you'll find it you who posted the first reference to a wife (my ex) not me, so you are kinda having a pop at your own attempt at humour in the first place.....but you are a dumb ****wit and I wouldnt expect any comprehension of that on your part
I cant think of a woman over 60 either, not really sure what relevance that has to anything, but i will stay confused as i do with a lot of your posts and banal banterings
Yes, I have, well remembered, it will be 2 years in Mid Oct.
hmmm, the phrase' And your (hic) still single?' is what exactly ?
Did you mean to ask if I am single ? I assume you did, in which case you should have asked 'Are you still single?' for clarity's sake
Or maybe are you making a statement and are 'telling me' Im still single ?...., in which case you should have replaced the question mark with an exclamation
So which one is it ?
I cant think of a woman over 60 either, not really sure what relevance that has to anything, but i will stay confused as i do with a lot of your posts and banal banterings
Yes, I have, well remembered, it will be 2 years in Mid Oct.
hmmm, the phrase' And your (hic) still single?' is what exactly ?
Did you mean to ask if I am single ? I assume you did, in which case you should have asked 'Are you still single?' for clarity's sake
Or maybe are you making a statement and are 'telling me' Im still single ?...., in which case you should have replaced the question mark with an exclamation
So which one is it ?
And here was me assuming you were game for banter. Obviously not.
Ah diddums.
Sep 28th 2009, 10:10 am
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Re: BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
Ah, Im welling up....
Its been so long since I saw a couple of dummies spat for some posters respective prams...
Pass me a tissue... not the one Bungleman just (ab)used, a clean one, thx....
Its been so long since I saw a couple of dummies spat for some posters respective prams...
Pass me a tissue... not the one Bungleman just (ab)used, a clean one, thx....
Sep 28th 2009, 10:26 am
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Re: BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
but you referred to 'proper playground stuff', so obviously you couldnt take the banter in the first place, as for me its water off a ducks back, couldnt care less one way or t'other
Sep 28th 2009, 10:26 am
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Sep 28th 2009, 10:27 am
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Re: BE'ers favourite sexual positions ?
looks as if you have a bit of gism on that white goatee of yours....do you need to borrow a tissue ?
Sep 28th 2009, 10:28 am
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