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Old Apr 4th 2013, 8:21 am
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Default Bearded woman attacked at crucifixion.

No, not a Monty Python sketch, in Brighton.



Gotta be up there for headline of the year.

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Old Apr 4th 2013, 8:24 am
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Having said that, I also like The Sun's headline today.

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You couldn't make it up!
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Driving under a ban is obviously not as bad as giving speeding points to the wife
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Driving under a ban is obviously not as bad as giving speeding points to the wife
Apparently not...

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Driving under a ban is obviously not as bad as giving speeding points to the wife
Apparently not...
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Apparently not...



Apparently not...
It was perjury that they were done for. Not the points.
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It was perjury that they were done for. Not the points.
Yes I know telling a lie makes you a danger to the public and should be locked away for the public's safety.
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Yes I know telling a lie makes you a danger to the public and should be locked away for the public's safety.
Lying to court is not seen as a good thing... Weirdly enough Magistrates and Judges do take a dim view of it.
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Lying to court is not seen as a good thing... Weirdly enough Magistrates and Judges do take a dim view of it.
Not Guilty.
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It must be the day for it, how about-

Blind Tyrone man caught in cattle barn with rubber glove and broom shaft
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"he always carries a pen knife to open food for his 17 cats."

"......17 cats" !!!!
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"he always carries a pen knife to open food for his 17 cats."

"......17 cats" !!!!
THe man loves pussy.
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Although technically it sounds from his fowl deeds that he was moving up in the barnyard.
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Old Apr 10th 2013, 7:43 am
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And today's news story c/o The Sun

Porn addict rushed to hospital after he puts live eel up bum

There are some truly weird people out there.
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