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Kix Apr 4th 2013 8:21 am

Bearded woman attacked at crucifixion.
 
No, not a Monty Python sketch, in Brighton.

http://images.dangerousminds.net/upl...oixificurc.jpg

Gotta be up there for headline of the year.

Full story

Kix Apr 4th 2013 8:24 am

Re: Bearded woman attacked at crucifixion.
 
Having said that, I also like The Sun's headline today.

http://joe.ie/uploads/s/36/158//tevezsun.jpg

Meow Apr 4th 2013 8:25 am

Re: Bearded woman attacked at crucifixion.
 
You couldn't make it up! :D

Quackers Apr 4th 2013 8:30 am

Re: Bearded woman attacked at crucifixion.
 
Driving under a ban is obviously not as bad as giving speeding points to the wife

scrubbedexpat141 Apr 4th 2013 9:28 am

Re: Bearded woman attacked at crucifixion.
 

Originally Posted by Quackers (Post 10639685)
Driving under a ban is obviously not as bad as giving speeding points to the wife

Apparently not...


Originally Posted by Quackers (Post 10639689)
Driving under a ban is obviously not as bad as giving speeding points to the wife

Apparently not...

Kix Apr 4th 2013 9:40 am

Re: Bearded woman attacked at crucifixion.
 

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 10639771)
Apparently not...



Apparently not...

It was perjury that they were done for. Not the points.

Quackers Apr 4th 2013 9:44 am

Re: Bearded woman attacked at crucifixion.
 

Originally Posted by Kix (Post 10639791)
It was perjury that they were done for. Not the points.

Yes I know telling a lie makes you a danger to the public and should be locked away for the public's safety. :p

Kix Apr 4th 2013 9:49 am

Re: Bearded woman attacked at crucifixion.
 

Originally Posted by Quackers (Post 10639795)
Yes I know telling a lie makes you a danger to the public and should be locked away for the public's safety. :p

Lying to court is not seen as a good thing... Weirdly enough Magistrates and Judges do take a dim view of it.

scrubbedexpat141 Apr 4th 2013 10:07 am

Re: Bearded woman attacked at crucifixion.
 

Originally Posted by Kix (Post 10639801)
Lying to court is not seen as a good thing... Weirdly enough Magistrates and Judges do take a dim view of it.

Not Guilty.

Kix Apr 4th 2013 11:04 am

Re: Bearded woman attacked at crucifixion.
 
It must be the day for it, how about-

Blind Tyrone man caught in cattle barn with rubber glove and broom shaft

Beakersful Apr 4th 2013 11:15 am

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Originally Posted by Kix (Post 10639938)

"he always carries a pen knife to open food for his 17 cats."

"......17 cats" !!!!

scrubbedexpat141 Apr 4th 2013 11:22 am

Re: Bearded woman attacked at crucifixion.
 

Originally Posted by Beakersful (Post 10639950)
"he always carries a pen knife to open food for his 17 cats."

"......17 cats" !!!!

THe man loves pussy.

Beakersful Apr 4th 2013 12:25 pm

Re: Bearded woman attacked at crucifixion.
 
Although technically it sounds from his fowl deeds that he was moving up in the barnyard.

The Dean Apr 4th 2013 1:03 pm

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Kix Apr 10th 2013 7:43 am

Re: Bearded woman attacked at crucifixion.
 
And today's news story c/o The Sun

Porn addict rushed to hospital after he puts live eel up bum

There are some truly weird people out there.


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