BBQ in the park - what to take?
Dec 3rd 2009, 1:58 pm
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BBQ in the park - what to take?
Probably a daft question but going to a park (al mamzar or creek) tomorrow and plan on taking a BBQ.
Do you take coals and use a pit there or do you take a disposible?
Sorry for being dim...
Do you take coals and use a pit there or do you take a disposible?
Sorry for being dim...
Dec 3rd 2009, 2:11 pm
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Re: BBQ in the park - what to take?
Dec 3rd 2009, 5:19 pm
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Re: BBQ in the park - what to take?
Take some ground up bits of dead pig including snout, ears, gums, and anus, and stuff them into tubes of intestine. Don't forget bone chips and eye jelly and cartilage.
Oh that's right, someone got there before me.
Oh that's right, someone got there before me.
Dec 3rd 2009, 5:37 pm
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Re: BBQ in the park - what to take?
1. The kitchen sink
2. A fire extinguisher
3. A kilo of Oud
4. Enough Arabic bread to feed Somalia
5. Six maids
6. A land cruiser(covered in silly string complete with dangling baby if it's this weekend)
7. Four candles(
) 4 kettles and a couple of salamanders- not the snake variety8. 10kilo bag of basmati rice
9. 2 dozen kanduras in case of grass stains
10.An orchard of dates.
11.Half of UAE Ikea's flatpack tables and chairs
12.The neighbour's granny
13.A rainforest of paper napkins
14.A herd of goats in case you decide to stay til next Eid
15. The entire stock of Hamley's 'outdoor' play toys- just to lay on the grass mind not to use.
16.A copy of the Koran and a prayer mat
17.Shisha pipes and Turkish serving boy
18.The contents of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory
19. A sun hat with 'Ho,I luv Mo' thereon
20. The telephone number of nearest Domino's Pizza
Coals????
Dec 3rd 2009, 6:54 pm
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Re: BBQ in the park - what to take?
Don't remember seeing barbecue pits at Creek Park, but only been there once and could be wrong!
Dec 3rd 2009, 7:02 pm
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Re: BBQ in the park - what to take?
What to Take?
1. The kitchen sink
2. A fire extinguisher
3. A kilo of Oud
4. Enough Arabic bread to feed Somalia
5. Six maids
6. A land cruiser(covered in silly string complete with dangling baby if it's this weekend)
7. Four candles() 4 kettles and a couple of salamanders- not the snake variety
8. 10kilo bag of basmati rice
9. 2 dozen kanduras in case of grass stains
10.An orchard of dates.
11.Half of UAE Ikea's flatpack tables and chairs
12.The neighbour's granny
13.A rainforest of paper napkins
14.A herd of goats in case you decide to stay til next Eid
15. The entire stock of Hamley's 'outdoor' play toys- just to lay on the grass mind not to use.
16.A copy of the Koran and a prayer mat
17.Shisha pipes and Turkish serving boy
18.The contents of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory
19. A sun hat with 'Ho,I luv Mo' thereon
20. The telephone number of nearest Domino's Pizza
Coals????
1. The kitchen sink
2. A fire extinguisher
3. A kilo of Oud
4. Enough Arabic bread to feed Somalia
5. Six maids
6. A land cruiser(covered in silly string complete with dangling baby if it's this weekend)
7. Four candles(
) 4 kettles and a couple of salamanders- not the snake variety8. 10kilo bag of basmati rice
9. 2 dozen kanduras in case of grass stains
10.An orchard of dates.
11.Half of UAE Ikea's flatpack tables and chairs
12.The neighbour's granny
13.A rainforest of paper napkins
14.A herd of goats in case you decide to stay til next Eid
15. The entire stock of Hamley's 'outdoor' play toys- just to lay on the grass mind not to use.
16.A copy of the Koran and a prayer mat
17.Shisha pipes and Turkish serving boy
18.The contents of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory
19. A sun hat with 'Ho,I luv Mo' thereon
20. The telephone number of nearest Domino's Pizza
Coals????
Dec 3rd 2009, 7:17 pm
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Re: BBQ in the park - what to take?
yes take your coals and get there before the locals send their maids, they only provide the actual grill
Dec 3rd 2009, 7:40 pm
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Re: BBQ in the park - what to take?
Well thank you sincerely for the vote.Yes I do at times have too much time on my hands.I work between three time zones and it's damn right frustrating.Getting into the impetus of work and having to wait say 3 hours for return conference calls.
Hey,that's how the world does business these dayz and we all deal with it yes?
l don't have a maid and have no need of you donning the loin cloth but thanx all the same.Besides it's chilly out now.It's clear,while you profess to love me to bits you don't really know me at all......if you did you'd know I've posted way much worse shit than this before!
Kindest.
Dec 4th 2009, 4:50 am
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Re: BBQ in the park - what to take?
21. Radio in case people think you're at a funeral picnic.
22. Crappy plastic cups that you can only look at once before they deform and get thrown away.
22. Crappy plastic cups that you can only look at once before they deform and get thrown away.
Dec 4th 2009, 4:54 am
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Re: BBQ in the park - what to take?
What to Take?
1. The kitchen sink
2. A fire extinguisher
3. A kilo of Oud
4. Enough Arabic bread to feed Somalia
5. Six maids
6. A land cruiser(covered in silly string complete with dangling baby if it's this weekend)
7. Four candles() 4 kettles and a couple of salamanders- not the snake variety
8. 10kilo bag of basmati rice
9. 2 dozen kanduras in case of grass stains
10.An orchard of dates.
11.Half of UAE Ikea's flatpack tables and chairs
12.The neighbour's granny
13.A rainforest of paper napkins
14.A herd of goats in case you decide to stay til next Eid
15. The entire stock of Hamley's 'outdoor' play toys- just to lay on the grass mind not to use.
16.A copy of the Koran and a prayer mat
17.Shisha pipes and Turkish serving boy
18.The contents of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory
19. A sun hat with 'Ho,I luv Mo' thereon
20. The telephone number of nearest Domino's Pizza
Coals????
1. The kitchen sink
2. A fire extinguisher
3. A kilo of Oud
4. Enough Arabic bread to feed Somalia
5. Six maids
6. A land cruiser(covered in silly string complete with dangling baby if it's this weekend)
7. Four candles(
) 4 kettles and a couple of salamanders- not the snake variety8. 10kilo bag of basmati rice
9. 2 dozen kanduras in case of grass stains
10.An orchard of dates.
11.Half of UAE Ikea's flatpack tables and chairs
12.The neighbour's granny
13.A rainforest of paper napkins
14.A herd of goats in case you decide to stay til next Eid
15. The entire stock of Hamley's 'outdoor' play toys- just to lay on the grass mind not to use.
16.A copy of the Koran and a prayer mat
17.Shisha pipes and Turkish serving boy
18.The contents of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory
19. A sun hat with 'Ho,I luv Mo' thereon
20. The telephone number of nearest Domino's Pizza
Coals????
Dec 4th 2009, 5:21 am
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Re: BBQ in the park - what to take?
Plenty of BBQ stalls at Safa Park, where they also have the flea market until 3pm Friday. Take your own coals and firelighters...and don't forget the pork chops.
Dec 4th 2009, 5:32 am
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Re: BBQ in the park - what to take?
take a disposable one, you been to Stargate yet at Zabeel? fantastic go cart racing for the grown ups!!
Dec 4th 2009, 6:23 am
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