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Old Dec 6th 2007, 8:05 am
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Originally Posted by MataHari
makes a change from the yoda look...
Hmm... and wonder why they call her "[snip]", she does. The dark side is strong in that one, young paduan...

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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie
Hmm... and wonder why they call her "[snip]", she does. The dark side is strong in that one, young paduan...
lol...I know you can take it like a man...

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Originally Posted by Sam FTQ
It's a reference to a post by The Dean which now, alas, has been deleted (at my request).
oh yeah...that's when your story du jour was that you were moving over with your parents and seeking work, non...? given the severe level of your offence at that comment, and the trouble you caused, i am frankly amazed you would still make a joke about being a hooker...

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Originally Posted by Sam FTQ
Er, who started this? You are the one with the problem, love. I have only ever defended myself on here.

I think the issue is that you feel threatened by new female posters on The Bored. And I have to say I am not the only person here that thinks that.
oh lmfao...as if MH would be threatened by you...anyway, she has now explained the reason for the reaction and hopefully everyone will move on...

i know that a number of people - including me - have offered to help you out and you've ignored us. I find that odd - i snapped the hand off anyone who offered to help when i first arrived - and also really strange that a newbie on their own in the ME would turn the chance of meeting new people - either in AD last night or tomorrow night here...but then maybe that's just me...

i said to you in pm, and will repeat it here...i'd love it if you joined us at the night out tomorrow night, i think you'd have a blast, honestly...

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I love it when ladies get things off their chests....
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie
I love it when ladies get things off their chests....
I'm sure !!!
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie
I love it when ladies get things off their chests....
thats the benefit of waxing!
lets hope this lot get it done unlike the last BE night out!
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Originally Posted by Inselaffen
thats the benefit of waxing!
lets hope this lot get it done unlike the last BE night out!
That reminds me..Thanks Ins !!!
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Originally Posted by Inselaffen
thats the benefit of waxing!
lets hope this lot get it done unlike the last BE night out!
oii...you shouldn't have been looking...

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
oii...you shouldn't have been looking...

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He told me he couldn't help looking when he noticed it coming over the top of your T-Shirt !!!
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Originally Posted by Paidtoplease
He told me he couldn't help looking when he noticed it coming over the top of your T-Shirt !!!
well you know that's bollox...as if i'd wear a tshirt on a night out...

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
well you know that's bollox...as if i'd wear a tshirt on a night out...

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No it was the coffee meeting pet
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Originally Posted by Paidtoplease
No it was the coffee meeting pet
anyway Im the honourable sort so I dont look at the naughty bits of married ladies !
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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa
well you know that's bollox...as if i'd wear a tshirt on a night out...

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bang goes my hopes of a wet t shirt competition as after dinner entertainment for tomorrow, then...
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie
bang goes my hopes of a wet t shirt competition as after dinner entertainment for tomorrow, then...
i never said tshirts were off the agenda for the after show gig...

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