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Anyone got a translation for this?

Old Sep 5th 2013, 5:06 pm
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Default Anyone got a translation for this?

"An innovative approach to delivery harnessing IT innovation to self-empower customers and transform delivery to make a step change in performance."

Seemingly written in english, this makes no sense whatsoever.
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Old Sep 5th 2013, 7:01 pm
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Drink a few beverages and it will all make sense!
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Old Sep 5th 2013, 8:18 pm
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Looks like marketing spiel , of the vague variety that is said for the sake of saying it.
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Old Sep 6th 2013, 9:46 am
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Default Re: Anyone got a translation for this?

How about: "A different way of using computers to make people think they did a better job by themselves"
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Old Sep 6th 2013, 10:39 am
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Default Re: Anyone got a translation for this?

Originally Posted by OleJanx View Post
"An innovative approach to delivery harnessing IT innovation to self-empower customers and transform delivery to make a step change in performance."

Seemingly written in english, this makes no sense whatsoever.
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Old Sep 6th 2013, 10:53 am
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Making out customers do some of our work so we look better.

Similar to everyone business in UK being an un-paid tax collector (for VAT).
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