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Jul 11th 2009, 8:04 pm

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Bonsai were brought to this earth by aliens...So were the Samurais...

Yes I know, they've told me when they tested me for my space travel fitness! (I passed, fyi)

They complemented me on my beautiful plants, and demanded to show them my tricks.

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Jul 11th 2009, 8:06 pm

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Yes I know, they've told me when they tested me for my space travel fitness! (I passed, fyi)

They complemented me on my beautifull plants, and demanded to show them my tricks.

You'll be hitchhiking around the galaxy???

They did what!!! you didn't slap them demanding an apology to their lewd and kinky request???

Jul 11th 2009, 8:10 pm

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You'll be hitchhiking around the galaxy???

They did what!!! you didn't slap them demanding an apology to their lewd and kinky request???

No, unfortunately the testing involved me in a leather string with an apple forced in my mouth being tied to their spaceship, it wasn't pretty..

Jul 11th 2009, 8:11 pm

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No, unfortunately the testing involved me in a leather string with an apple forced in my mouth being tied to their spaceship, it wasn't pretty..

Archery practice???

Jul 11th 2009, 8:13 pm

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Archery practice???

I was floating outta space, how can you shoot with anything, let alone bow & arrow! duh!

Jul 11th 2009, 8:15 pm

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I was floating outta space, how can you shoot with anything, let alone bow & arrow! duh!

Some hard work and imagination and you'll be able to pierce the moon like a blloon and drown it in the Mediterranean...

Jul 11th 2009, 8:15 pm

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Some hard work and imagination and you'll be able to pierce the moon like a blloon and drown it in the Mediterranean...

Blloon...

Jul 11th 2009, 8:17 pm

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Some hard work and imagination and you'll be able to pierce the moon like a blloon and drown it in the Mediterranean...

Which moon? I saw a lot, we were like 5 million lightyears away

Their technology is so far ahead, they even had iPods build in to their ears!

Jul 11th 2009, 8:24 pm

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Which moon? I saw a lot, we were like 5 million lightyears away

Their technology is so far ahead, they even had iPods build in to their ears!

I have an iVibrator built into my p***s...

Jul 11th 2009, 8:31 pm

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I have an iVibrator built into my p***s...

What's a p***s?

Jul 11th 2009, 8:36 pm

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What's a p***s?

C*ck****...

Jul 11th 2009, 8:37 pm

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C*ck****...

Maybe I had one beer to many, I keep seeing stars

Jul 11th 2009, 8:42 pm

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Maybe I had one beer to many, I keep seeing stars

Well I'm seeing birds flying around my head...

Jul 11th 2009, 8:45 pm

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Well I'm seeing birds flying around my head...

So actually you are a cartoon character?

Jul 11th 2009, 8:46 pm

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So actually you are a cartoon character?

Yes...I'm the Acme Anvil...

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