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-   -   Anyone going on vacation in july/august (https://britishexpats.com/forum/sand-pit-116/anyone-going-vacation-july-august-618418/)

Euc- Jul 11th 2009 8:04 pm
Re: Anyone going on vacation in july/august
 
Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 7743785)
Bonsai were brought to this earth by aliens...So were the Samurais...
Yes I know, they've told me when they tested me for my space travel fitness! (I passed, fyi)

They complemented me on my beautiful plants, and demanded to show them my tricks.

Confucius Jul 11th 2009 8:06 pm
Re: Anyone going on vacation in july/august
 
Originally Posted by Euc- (Post 7743788)
Yes I know, they've told me when they tested me for my space travel fitness! (I passed, fyi)

They complemented me on my beautifull plants, and demanded to show them my tricks.
You'll be hitchhiking around the galaxy???

They did what!!! you didn't slap them demanding an apology to their lewd and kinky request???

Euc- Jul 11th 2009 8:10 pm
Re: Anyone going on vacation in july/august
 
Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 7743791)
You'll be hitchhiking around the galaxy???

They did what!!! you didn't slap them demanding an apology to their lewd and kinky request???
No, unfortunately the testing involved me in a leather string with an apple forced in my mouth being tied to their spaceship, it wasn't pretty..

Confucius Jul 11th 2009 8:11 pm
Re: Anyone going on vacation in july/august
 
Originally Posted by Euc- (Post 7743798)
No, unfortunately the testing involved me in a leather string with an apple forced in my mouth being tied to their spaceship, it wasn't pretty..
Archery practice???

Euc- Jul 11th 2009 8:13 pm
Re: Anyone going on vacation in july/august
 
Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 7743800)
Archery practice???
I was floating outta space, how can you shoot with anything, let alone bow & arrow! duh!

Confucius Jul 11th 2009 8:15 pm
Re: Anyone going on vacation in july/august
 
Originally Posted by Euc- (Post 7743803)
I was floating outta space, how can you shoot with anything, let alone bow & arrow! duh!
Some hard work and imagination and you'll be able to pierce the moon like a blloon and drown it in the Mediterranean...

Confucius Jul 11th 2009 8:15 pm
Re: Anyone going on vacation in july/august
 
Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 7743805)
Some hard work and imagination and you'll be able to pierce the moon like a blloon and drown it in the Mediterranean...
Blloon...

Euc- Jul 11th 2009 8:17 pm
Re: Anyone going on vacation in july/august
 
Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 7743805)
Some hard work and imagination and you'll be able to pierce the moon like a blloon and drown it in the Mediterranean...
Which moon? I saw a lot, we were like 5 million lightyears away :huh:

Their technology is so far ahead, they even had iPods build in to their ears!

Confucius Jul 11th 2009 8:24 pm
Re: Anyone going on vacation in july/august
 
Originally Posted by Euc- (Post 7743809)
Which moon? I saw a lot, we were like 5 million lightyears away :huh:

Their technology is so far ahead, they even had iPods build in to their ears!
I have an iVibrator built into my p***s...

Euc- Jul 11th 2009 8:31 pm
Re: Anyone going on vacation in july/august
 
Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 7743817)
I have an iVibrator built into my p***s...
What's a p***s?

Confucius Jul 11th 2009 8:36 pm
Re: Anyone going on vacation in july/august
 
Originally Posted by Euc- (Post 7743825)
What's a p***s?
C*ck****...

Euc- Jul 11th 2009 8:37 pm
Re: Anyone going on vacation in july/august
 
Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 7743834)
C*ck****...
Maybe I had one beer to many, I keep seeing stars :confused:

Confucius Jul 11th 2009 8:42 pm
Re: Anyone going on vacation in july/august
 
Originally Posted by Euc- (Post 7743837)
Maybe I had one beer to many, I keep seeing stars :confused:
Well I'm seeing birds flying around my head...

Euc- Jul 11th 2009 8:45 pm
Re: Anyone going on vacation in july/august
 
Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 7743843)
Well I'm seeing birds flying around my head...
So actually you are a cartoon character?

Confucius Jul 11th 2009 8:46 pm
Re: Anyone going on vacation in july/august
 
Originally Posted by Euc- (Post 7743847)
So actually you are a cartoon character?
Yes...I'm the Acme Anvil...


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