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kittycat1 Oct 25th 2009 3:43 pm

Any ladies here a 34B
 
Hi All,

I am after a perfect 34B lady(normal woman not model like) to cover our fit model whilst she is on holiday, it would be twice a week - coming into my office close to Lamcy Plaza and letting me and a couple of female collegues fit lingerie and nightwear on you. If you think you might be up for it PM me please- need someone from next week for a month.

Warmest regards

Cat

MataHari Oct 25th 2009 3:46 pm

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 
sounds like my thing...

Blue Cat Oct 25th 2009 4:01 pm

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 8043820)
sounds like my thing...

go for it MH :)

MataHari Oct 25th 2009 4:26 pm

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 8043850)
go for it MH :)

lol...I am probably too old!

Ray Oct 25th 2009 4:34 pm

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 8043885)
lol...I am probably too old!

yere probably! but only by about 20 years

kittycat1 Oct 25th 2009 4:37 pm

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 
not at all MH- Ive pmed you

xxx

admon Oct 25th 2009 5:02 pm

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 

Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 8043811)
Hi All,

I am after a perfect 34B lady(normal woman not model like) to cover our fit model whilst she is on holiday, it would be twice a week - coming into my office close to Lamcy Plaza and letting me and a couple of female collegues fit lingerie and nightwear on you. If you think you might be up for it PM me please- need someone from next week for a month.

Warmest regards

Cat

I am after a perfect 34C (model like not normal woman) to cover for the wife while she goes out to work.
Must be good at washing up and ironing.

Autonomy Oct 25th 2009 5:14 pm

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 

Originally Posted by admon (Post 8043937)
I am after a perfect 34C (model like not normal woman) to cover for the wife while she goes out to work.
Must be good at washing up and ironing.

obvious, but arf none the less!

seven seas Oct 26th 2009 7:07 am

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 
No photos?

Roadking Oct 26th 2009 7:14 am

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 
I am after the perfect women. Must own a Harley. Must own mechanics tools. Must cook, sew, do laundry, and clean house. Must be a good Harley mechanic including engine overhauls, performance tuning, suspension work, and general maintenance. Painting and detailing expertise a plus.

Send picture of bike and tools.

Inselaffen Oct 26th 2009 9:32 am

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 8043820)
sounds like my thing...

with some padding ;)

TGFKASE Oct 26th 2009 9:34 am

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 

Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 8045349)
with some padding ;)

Mate, if it wasnt for the fact the OP stated ladies, I was gonna recommend you.....

Norm_uk Oct 26th 2009 10:55 am

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 

Originally Posted by admon (Post 8043937)
I am after a perfect 34C (model like not normal woman) to cover for the wife while she goes out to work.
Must be good at washing up and ironing.

I'm also on the lookout for the perfect 34C (who'd have thought we have so much in common admon?) but I'm not fussed if she can wash up and iron as long as she has nice legs and doesn't mind wearing suspenders and nylons around the house when I'm at home...

...I'll keep the A/c on warm don't worry ;)

N.

MataHari Oct 29th 2009 7:48 am

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 

Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 8045349)
with some padding ;)

hmmmm...I got the job so maybe not

Jim Smith Oct 29th 2009 8:19 am

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 

Originally Posted by Roadking (Post 8045112)
I am after the perfect women. Must own a Harley. Must own mechanics tools. Must cook, sew, do laundry, and clean house. Must be a good Harley mechanic including engine overhauls, performance tuning, suspension work, and general maintenance. Painting and detailing expertise a plus.

Send picture of bike and tools.

And like a good whippin' like Max Mosley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inselaffen Oct 29th 2009 10:22 am

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 8053866)
hmmmm...I got the job so maybe not

post some photos as proof ;)

AlmostPregnant Oct 29th 2009 10:47 am

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 8053866)
hmmmm...I got the job so maybe not

For some reason, I had no doubt about that!

Ray Oct 29th 2009 2:14 pm

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 8053866)
hmmmm...I got the job so maybe not

OMG well done ..that old lady ......

Spugsy Oct 29th 2009 5:18 pm

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 

Originally Posted by Ray (Post 8054664)
OMG well done ..that old lady ......

Ray lad stop being a knob.

Ray Oct 29th 2009 5:21 pm

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 

Originally Posted by Spugsy (Post 8055041)
Ray lad stop being a knob.

you have no idea what you are saying
keep your scotch beak out

Inselaffen Oct 30th 2009 2:26 am

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 
i missed MH's no doubt acerbic reply before she deleted it!

Ray Oct 30th 2009 2:48 am

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 

Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 8056226)
i missed MH's no doubt acerbic reply before she deleted it!

I think it was something about sending them direct to you ...

Inselaffen Oct 30th 2009 7:34 am

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 

Originally Posted by Ray (Post 8056268)
I think it was something about sending them direct to you ...

so thats who has been sending me computer viruses for the last few days! :frown:

kittycat1 Oct 30th 2009 9:45 am

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 

post some photos as proof
No need - I can confirm she has got the job!

MH- could you pm me your private email and I'll send you an old invoice that you can bastardize. Lovely to meet you anyway.xxx

Inselaffen Oct 30th 2009 12:26 pm

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 

Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 8056889)
No need - I can confirm she has got the job!

MH- could you pm me your private email and I'll send you an old invoice that you can bastardize. Lovely to meet you anyway.xxx

spoil sport :sneaky:

zamboooka Nov 3rd 2009 9:11 am

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 

Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 8043811)
Hi All,

I am after a perfect 34B lady(normal woman not model like) to cover our fit model whilst she is on holiday, it would be twice a week - coming into my office close to Lamcy Plaza and letting me and a couple of female collegues fit lingerie and nightwear on you. If you think you might be up for it PM me please- need someone from next week for a month.

Warmest regards

Cat

hmmm, everyone's after a "perfect lady" ..... doubt there's such a thing though...
oh ps.. same quote from me too.. to all them "perfect ladies"..... no harm trying to get someone to wear lingerie.....

kittycat1 Nov 3rd 2009 4:10 pm

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 

hmmm, everyone's after a "perfect lady" ..... doubt there's such a thing though...
Just in the same way there is no perfect man....

and I was only after a woman who measures a 34B ( kinda important when your fitting product on them)- wasn't saying I needed the perfect woman -but got Matahari so near as damn it ;-)

Inselaffen Nov 4th 2009 4:13 am

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 

Originally Posted by kittycat1 (Post 8067878)
Just in the same way there is no perfect man....

and I was only after a woman who measures a 34B ( kinda important when your fitting product on them)- wasn't saying I needed the perfect woman -but got Matahari so near as damn it ;-)

you don't have to suck up to her anymore, she's already thaken the job

Abu Andy Nov 4th 2009 6:46 am

Re: Any ladies here a 34B
 

Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 8069505)
you don't have to suck up to her anymore, she's already thaken the job

Let Kitticat1 keep on sucking Mrs 34B ;)

Then get the piccies :thumbsup:


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