any comments from our resident lovelies?
Dec 17th 2007, 3:57 pm
#46
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Re: Oh please, you lard-butt British frumps have got off too lightly
You're close, actually - it's Miles Davis. Hence the developed labial musclature....
Dec 17th 2007, 3:59 pm
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hmmmm...nice
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Re: Oh please, you lard-butt British frumps have got off too lightly
Dec 17th 2007, 4:04 pm
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Dec 17th 2007, 4:14 pm
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Dec 17th 2007, 4:19 pm
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Re: Oh please, you lard-butt British frumps have got off too lightly
Dec 17th 2007, 4:28 pm
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Re: Oh please, you lard-butt British frumps have got off too lightly
I'd be rude about your horse puns, but that would be hippocritical...
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Strictly speaking, December 17 is the day of Saint Lazarus, not St T de Acquinas. You know, he who came back from the dead and all that...
Dec 17th 2007, 4:44 pm
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Re: Oh please, you lard-butt British frumps have got off too lightly
Just becos I got big breasts don't mean I got a tiny medulla oblongata-I know who Lazarus was.....besides I do that all the time- well quite a lot..I raise men from the dead.
Dec 17th 2007, 4:46 pm
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Re: Oh please, you lard-butt British frumps have got off too lightly
necromancy? I prefer nymphomania.
Dec 17th 2007, 4:48 pm
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Re: Oh please, you lard-butt British frumps have got off too lightly
Sorry, let me qualify that-while a weak pulse can be detected ..other parts of the body indicate 'Goodnight Vienna'
Dec 17th 2007, 5:19 pm
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Re: Oh please, you lard-butt British frumps have got off too lightly
So you have a lot of experience with comatose men with weak hearts... Do you pre-select specimens to fit the criteria, or is the condition the result of having spent time with you?
Dec 17th 2007, 5:31 pm
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Re: Oh please, you lard-butt British frumps have got off too lightly
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should flashing come b4 portable?
Dec 17th 2007, 5:38 pm
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Re: Oh please, you lard-butt British frumps have got off too lightly
You are a cheeky bitch!I don't push them into tidal waves-or whack their bonces with wave boards - I save them!.I run miles along the beach away from the Hoff carrying two portable flashing banana coloured miners' Davy Safety Lamps-not easy so close to silicon ya know-dive in lassoo em then get grief from their missus for rescuing them...ask the bird doin bird from Panama?Speaking of which, I ain't talkin to you anymore cos I dropped the green and you still not wearing the fancy fedora...
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should flashing come b4 portable?
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should flashing come b4 portable?