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Miss Eck Jul 16th 2007 7:14 pm
Anti-stress Diet
 
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds up during the day.

BREAKFAST
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

LUNCH
A small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey kiss

AFTERNOON TEA
the rest of the kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen Daas ice cream with choc-chip topping

DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
whole frozen Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER:
STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS "DESSERTS"
Send this to all the women you know or ever knew, and you will immediately lose 10 pounds.

Inselaffen Jul 16th 2007 8:06 pm
Re: Anti-stress Diet
 
Originally Posted by Miss Eck (Post 5063404)
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds up during the day.

BREAKFAST
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

LUNCH
A small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey kiss

AFTERNOON TEA
the rest of the kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen Daas ice cream with choc-chip topping

DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
whole frozen Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER:
STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS "DESSERTS"
Send this to all the women you know or ever knew, and you will immediately lose 10 pounds.
dont know about the anti-stress diet but im certainly on the stress one at the moment!!!

Buzz Lightyear Jul 17th 2007 4:36 am
Re: Anti-stress Diet
 
Originally Posted by Miss Eck (Post 5063404)
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds up during the day.

BREAKFAST
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

LUNCH
A small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey kiss

AFTERNOON TEA
the rest of the kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen Daas ice cream with choc-chip topping

DINNER
4 bottles of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
whole frozen Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

REMEMBER:
STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS "DESSERTS"
Send this to all the women you know or ever knew, and you will immediately lose 10 pounds.

if i bring a video around, sounds like the perfect day in bed!!

Ozzidoc Jul 17th 2007 4:38 am
Re: Anti-stress Diet
 
Originally Posted by Miss Eck (Post 5063404)
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the stress that builds up during the day.
.
Perfect recipe! :thumbsup:

Miss Eck Jul 17th 2007 6:08 am
Re: Anti-stress Diet
 
Originally Posted by Buzz Lightyear (Post 5065324)
if i bring a video around, sounds like the perfect day in bed!!
I'm gonna skip everything and just have the dinner ... I want to ensure maximum weight loss!!!

jvr20 Jul 17th 2007 6:16 am
Re: Anti-stress Diet
 
Originally Posted by Miss Eck (Post 5063404)
1 Hershey kiss
That sounds disgusting

Buzz Lightyear Jul 17th 2007 6:31 am
Re: Anti-stress Diet
 
Originally Posted by Miss Eck (Post 5065569)
I'm gonna skip everything and just have the dinner ... I want to ensure maximum weight loss!!!
Right then, lets skip the lot and hit the sack with a Pot Noddle, video (your choice) and two bottles of Gavi....ill get me speedos on now!!

Madam Medusa Jul 17th 2007 7:19 am
Re: Anti-stress Diet
 
Originally Posted by Buzz Lightyear (Post 5065648)
ill get me speedos on now!!
oh geez...and you were doing so well up until now...

MM, xx

Buzz Lightyear Jul 17th 2007 7:54 am
Re: Anti-stress Diet
 
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5065809)
oh geez...and you were doing so well up until now...

MM, xx
typical...i'm showing my true colours...let my guard down.....What if i change the pot noddle for Pasta? but on a plate...the posh type of pot noddle...xxx

Or is it that you just want to get in the sack with us and get your hands on my pot noddle...never...never..i know your type...

:p:p

Madam Medusa Jul 17th 2007 8:50 am
Re: Anti-stress Diet
 
Originally Posted by Buzz Lightyear (Post 5065877)
typical...i'm showing my true colours...let my guard down.....What if i change the pot noddle for Pasta? but on a plate...the posh type of pot noddle...xxx
haha...hadn't noticed the pot noodle ref, it's the speedos what did it. Double red card for you BL...!!

MM, xx

Buzz Lightyear Jul 17th 2007 9:15 am
Re: Anti-stress Diet
 
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5066069)
haha...hadn't noticed the pot noodle ref, it's the speedos what did it. Double red card for you BL...!!

MM, xx

I'll get my coat!!:(

Madam Medusa Jul 17th 2007 9:25 am
Re: Anti-stress Diet
 
Originally Posted by Buzz Lightyear (Post 5066154)
I'll get my coat!!
why...who did you pull...?

MM, xx

Buzz Lightyear Jul 17th 2007 9:27 am
Re: Anti-stress Diet
 
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5066178)
why...who did you pull...?

MM, xx
pulling myself by the look of it !! xx:o

Madam Medusa Jul 17th 2007 9:37 am
Re: Anti-stress Diet
 
Originally Posted by Buzz Lightyear (Post 5066180)
pulling myself by the look of it !! xx:o
ahh...well i'll leave you to it then...;)

MM, xx

Buzz Lightyear Jul 17th 2007 9:49 am
Re: Anti-stress Diet
 
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5066217)
ahh...well i'll leave you to it then...;)

MM, xx
Give me another half hour, i'm sitting on my hand, it will feel like someone else is doing then...:p


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