Another Bison Driving Thread
Feb 11th 2009, 6:34 am
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Another Bison Driving Thread
Ok so why the f**k are 4x4's slowing down to snails pace to go over a piece of rope on the road in Jebil Ali Gardens behind Ibn Battuta mall?
FFS it's wound me up so much yesterday that I got some road rage... after a lot of beeping the guy in the Hummer H2 in front of me pulled to the side, and I said "Your in a bloody Hummer and your slowing down to snails pace over a piece of rope" ok drive slower as there are pedestrians around I agree, but snails pace for rope!!
He was like, I don't want to damage the suspension, Hello... Your in a f**king hummer???
It's not just him, this has been happening for a while now, landcruisers, pajeros etc all snailing over this rope, whilst most cars are just driving over them.
I'm not saying let's speed in a pedestrian area with roadworks before you all start jumping on the Bison's a bad driver bandwagon I'm just saying snails pace is definately not neccesary.
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Bison
FFS it's wound me up so much yesterday that I got some road rage... after a lot of beeping the guy in the Hummer H2 in front of me pulled to the side, and I said "Your in a bloody Hummer and your slowing down to snails pace over a piece of rope" ok drive slower as there are pedestrians around I agree, but snails pace for rope!!
He was like, I don't want to damage the suspension, Hello... Your in a f**king hummer???
It's not just him, this has been happening for a while now, landcruisers, pajeros etc all snailing over this rope, whilst most cars are just driving over them.
I'm not saying let's speed in a pedestrian area with roadworks before you all start jumping on the Bison's a bad driver bandwagon I'm just saying snails pace is definately not neccesary.
Rant Over
Bison
Feb 11th 2009, 6:43 am
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Re: Another Bison Driving Thread
Ok so why the f**k are 4x4's slowing down to snails pace to go over a piece of rope on the road in Jebil Ali Gardens behind Ibn Battuta mall?
FFS it's wound me up so much yesterday that I got some road rage... after a lot of beeping the guy in the Hummer H2 in front of me pulled to the side, and I said "Your in a bloody Hummer and your slowing down to snails pace over a piece of rope" ok drive slower as there are pedestrians around I agree, but snails pace for rope!!
He was like, I don't want to damage the suspension, Hello... Your in a f**king hummer???
It's not just him, this has been happening for a while now, landcruisers, pajeros etc all snailing over this rope, whilst most cars are just driving over them.
I'm not saying let's speed in a pedestrian area with roadworks before you all start jumping on the Bison's a bad driver bandwagon I'm just saying snails pace is definately not neccesary.
Rant Over
Bison
FFS it's wound me up so much yesterday that I got some road rage... after a lot of beeping the guy in the Hummer H2 in front of me pulled to the side, and I said "Your in a bloody Hummer and your slowing down to snails pace over a piece of rope" ok drive slower as there are pedestrians around I agree, but snails pace for rope!!
He was like, I don't want to damage the suspension, Hello... Your in a f**king hummer???
It's not just him, this has been happening for a while now, landcruisers, pajeros etc all snailing over this rope, whilst most cars are just driving over them.
I'm not saying let's speed in a pedestrian area with roadworks before you all start jumping on the Bison's a bad driver bandwagon I'm just saying snails pace is definately not neccesary.
Rant Over
Bison
Feb 11th 2009, 6:47 am
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Re: Another Bison Driving Thread
I know the best way to stop an emirati dead in his tracks is to put a slight raise in the tarmac in front of him.
I see people do this all the time in AD in their massive 4x4's with rock-crawling-able suspension.
I see people do this all the time in AD in their massive 4x4's with rock-crawling-able suspension.
Feb 11th 2009, 7:30 am
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Re: Another Bison Driving Thread
hehehe, thought this was funny.
