scot-ish

sure there must be somewhere you can get vibrators out there, just suppose you need to know the right people lol.

cheers

Oyibopeppeh

I heard that there was a lingerie shop in MOE that sold a few vibrators and other ladies toys....can't remember the name of the place though, sorry.

mentalist

Ask Kittykat nicely.

scot-ish

MOE is Dubai mall ?? she was there this weekend, but never spotted anything, although from what i remember, takes mroe thana day to get around there.

i will try airport, but sure there must be places where they can be had for £££

Oyibopeppeh

MOE = Mall Of The Emirates, Al-Barsha area

kittycat1

Mentalist- I am not the vibrator queen- as far as I am aware vibrators and dildos are illegal here and would not be openly on sale in any store here, you might manage to find a 'massager' or a vibrating duck- but no serious toys that I am aware of anywhere in this region.

You'd have better luck bringing something in from blighty.

Autonomy

Have you missed the obvious?

Small bullet vibrator and a small 16GB usb drive can be hidden quite easily I'd think... condom and 20 mins of discomfort...

Have them in your hand luggage as UK don't care - before landing you'll need to switch to the other hiding place.... you'll not get body scan on arrival...

Bingo.

Autonomy

yikes.

scot-ish

i know that, but a "small bullet virbrator" isnt what she is after,she has fingers the size of a bullet, and it isnt the vibration thats bothering her. as a cock ring can do that part.
i know about the body scan, im passing via Schipol, so its not a problem there either, i will try bringing stuff in, but i thought there would be summit available somewhere, but its onbviously on "the sly" if you can get them.

cheers

weasel decentral

Jesus i am getting to know a lot about your missus's personal preferences...

I have a suggestion, put your erect penis in plaster of paris, when it shrinks take it out and use the mould to pour in some kind of latex from a model shop..

et voilà her own personal copy of your throbbing member.

otherwise have the gardener bang her like a barn door in a storm while you are away.

kittycat1

Scot-ish,

Is this you thinking your wife is missing your cock and only your cock will do?- get her a bullet, it'll get her through the dark times then when she sees you she'll have something to be excited about. If she isn't fussed about the vibrate bit she is lying!

If she really can't live without cock then I suggest you live in the same country

scot-ish

lol,

i'll be oot there in a few days, so will find oot for deffo what really bugged her, as its hard to get a feel for it over messages and what not.

living in the same country bit doesnt help lol, i work offshore half the year, so thats the problem haha.

cheers

mentalist

Sorry what I meant was that I vaguely recall you saying a year or so ago that your employers or one of your competitors sold them in one of your/their lingerie stores. Maybe I misunderstood.

kittycat1

scot- maybe she should trade you in for a new one! If you aren't here for 6 months can't she just be based in the UK then she can get a whole arsenal of toys to keep her happy...

Mentalist- we have a sexy product store so sell sexy lingerie and some playful stuff- riding crops, handcuffs, vajizzle kits and that style stuff but toys are illegal here so we couldn't stock them even if we wanted to- I am NOT vibrator lady! and thank you for all the PMs- I will not be replying to any men that ask me where to buy a vibe! ( I'm serious don't bother mailing me about it you can't buy them here)

scot-ish

because right now, there are no teaching jobs in the uk, for some1 with one years experience, some of the jobs she applied for had hundreds of candidates, with years and years of experience.
and since she started training she has always wanted to teach abroad for a bit, to open her eyes so to speak, just never researched UAE enough lol.

thanks again for the advice and the pm's folks