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An angel has pissed in my touchhole

Old Mar 28th 2011, 12:58 pm
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All skill is in vain when an angel pees in the touchhole of your musket. GERMAN PROVERB

I know how that feels today.
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All skill is in vain when an angel pees in the touchhole of your musket. GERMAN PROVERB

I know how that feels today.

damp powder old boy, dastardly confounded thing when that happens, especially with the natives bearing down on your position.

chin up eh
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damp powder old boy, dastardly confounded thing when that happens, especially with the natives bearing down on your position.

chin up eh
I say, thanks me' old mucker, what ho. But its not just Johnny Foreigner nipping at the old ankles, I fear we have some blasted turncoats in our midst. Ruddy traitors, I'll have them hung, drawn and quartered at dawn. Now, pass the port my good man.
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And its now a host of angels into my entire arsenal. I think it may be a case of Honi soit qui mal y pense.
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I say, thanks me' old mucker, what ho. But its not just Johnny Foreigner nipping at the old ankles, I fear we have some blasted turncoats in our midst. Ruddy traitors, I'll have them hung, drawn and quartered at dawn. Now, pass the port my good man.
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Do you know the Bishop of Norwich?
I vehemently refute all allegations. I wasn't there, I didn't do it, and I have no recollection of those events whatsoever.
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I vehemently refute all allegations. I wasn't there, I didn't do it, and I have no recollection of those events whatsoever.
Worry not.

Terribly good fellow but doesn't pass the port.
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and the drug of the day is......
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I used to know a girl who let me look at her touchhole...........
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what are you lot going on about ?
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I used to know a girl who let me look at her touchhole...........
Bet she didn't let you piss in it though....

Or maybe she did. Whatever floats your boat.
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F.cuking hell fire, after dealing with a right pair of clowns today, I know the feeling of having your touch hole pee'd in.
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bet the angel had a tash
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and knobbley knees !!
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Originally Posted by kittycat1 View Post
and the drug of the day is......
I am on a drug. It's called Bahtatboy. It's not available because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

Somehow that doesn't sound quite right.
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