Afghan Football

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Default Afghan Football

THE AFGHAN FOOTBALLER

Kenny Dalglish flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani play football, is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over.

Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only 20 minutes left, the manager gives the young Afghani striker the nod and on he goes.

The lad is an absolute sensation, he scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The crowd goes wild, the fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new young football star.

When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football.

'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won.

'Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me!'

'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day.

Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed then gang raped and beaten, your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time.'

The young lad is very upset.

'What can I say Mum? but I'm really sorry!'

'Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' says his mum.....

'It's your bloody fault we came to Liverpool in the first place!'
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