Adventure of a lifetime
 

For the adventure of a lifetime, try this:

A.. Go to any Muslim country illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, International law, or any of that nonsense.

B.. Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

C.. Demand bi-lingual nurses and doctors.

D. Demand free bi-lingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

E.. Procreate abundantly.

F.. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour with, 'It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand'.

G.. Keep your British identity strong. Fly your national flag from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper.

H.. Speak only English at home and in public, and insist that your children do likewise.

I.. Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system.

J.. Demand a local country driver license or national insurance number equivalent

K.. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in the country.

L.. Drive around without an MOT, tax or insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

M.. Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its officers.

N.. Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence against non-Brits, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.

Good luck! ..let us know how you get on

Re: Adventure of a lifetime
 

I think we have our winner for today's UNATTRIBUTED CUT AND PASTE AWARD. :blink:

FFS if you're going to attempt incisive, biting satire, then do please attempt at least a facade of a hint of originiality... that particular email-forward has been doing the rounds (with minor variations: UK in Afghanistan, SoCal-ians Mexico, ad infinitum et nauseum.) for at least 2 years! :eek:

As this is a discussion forum, perhaps you'd like to start off by adding some of your own content...? :confused:

Re: Adventure of a lifetime
 

I never knew that ....

Ok.... Jvr20 is a fluckin wankstain ..please discuss

Re: Adventure of a lifetime
 

boys boys...where is the love...

Re: Adventure of a lifetime
 

Ray just told you. It's the wankstain.

Re: Adventure of a lifetime
 

He picked the wrong person to mouth of at ...

Re: Adventure of a lifetime
 

he's young...

Re: Adventure of a lifetime
 

I like him, a lot more than your stupid post.

Re: Adventure of a lifetime
 

Well they do say ..your a bit of a simpleton anyway ....

Re: Adventure of a lifetime
 

it's 'you're'.

Who's the simpleton now then monkey bollocks?

Re: Adventure of a lifetime
 

Jeez boy is that the best you got ...
being the grammar police ...seems they were right ...

Re: Adventure of a lifetime
 

Jeez.. there's a lot of unnecessary bitching on the board these days...we just had a catfight amongst the women in the last few days. Must be the summer heat...cool down. ;)

Bend over you naughty boys. :thumbdown:

Re: Adventure of a lifetime
 

I love a bit of a naughty boy...can I lend a hand...

Re: Adventure of a lifetime
 

Just a bit of fun ...
Even wankstain and simple boy and probably
quite nice IRL

Re: Adventure of a lifetime
 

Wait until you get to Bali...send the photos;)