AD Piss Up
Apr 24th 2008, 4:44 am
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Apr 24th 2008, 7:01 am
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Apr 24th 2008, 9:09 am
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Re: AD Piss Up
Its an old Royal Navy tried and tested method, perfected on the streets of Southsea and Union Street Plymouth...
Simple really....GUE is Go Ugly Early......
Saves mincing around trying to pull a looker, wasting money on drinks and patter etc..
Just fire straight into the beachball with arms sitting at the bar on a reinforced stool and hey presto she will even buy you a drink...When it comes down to the action, just close your eyes and think of Blighty...
Royal Marines have mastered this art over the years.....
Simple really....GUE is Go Ugly Early......
Saves mincing around trying to pull a looker, wasting money on drinks and patter etc..
Just fire straight into the beachball with arms sitting at the bar on a reinforced stool and hey presto she will even buy you a drink...When it comes down to the action, just close your eyes and think of Blighty...
Royal Marines have mastered this art over the years.....
Apr 24th 2008, 9:11 am
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Re: AD Piss Up
Its an old Royal Navy tried and tested method, perfected on the streets of Southsea and Union Street Plymouth...
Simple really....GUE is Go Ugly Early......
Saves mincing around trying to pull a looker, wasting money on drinks and patter etc..
Just fire straight into the beachball with arms sitting at the bar on a reinforced stool and hey presto she will even buy you a drink...When it comes down to the action, just close your eyes and think of Blighty...
Royal Marines have mastered this art over the years.....
Simple really....GUE is Go Ugly Early......
Saves mincing around trying to pull a looker, wasting money on drinks and patter etc..
Just fire straight into the beachball with arms sitting at the bar on a reinforced stool and hey presto she will even buy you a drink...When it comes down to the action, just close your eyes and think of Blighty...
Royal Marines have mastered this art over the years.....
That is terrible!!!
Apr 24th 2008, 9:11 am
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Re: AD Piss Up
Its an old Royal Navy tried and tested method, perfected on the streets of Southsea and Union Street Plymouth...
Simple really....GUE is Go Ugly Early......
Saves mincing around trying to pull a looker, wasting money on drinks and patter etc..
Just fire straight into the beachball with arms sitting at the bar on a reinforced stool and hey presto she will even buy you a drink...When it comes down to the action, just close your eyes and think of Blighty...
Royal Marines have mastered this art over the years.....
Simple really....GUE is Go Ugly Early......
Saves mincing around trying to pull a looker, wasting money on drinks and patter etc..
Just fire straight into the beachball with arms sitting at the bar on a reinforced stool and hey presto she will even buy you a drink...When it comes down to the action, just close your eyes and think of Blighty...
Royal Marines have mastered this art over the years.....
'Don't look at the mantle piece when you're poking the fire'
and various other lines spring to mind
Apr 24th 2008, 9:12 am
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Re: AD Piss Up
Its an old Royal Navy tried and tested method, perfected on the streets of Southsea and Union Street Plymouth...
Simple really....GUE is Go Ugly Early......
Saves mincing around trying to pull a looker, wasting money on drinks and patter etc..
Just fire straight into the beachball with arms sitting at the bar on a reinforced stool and hey presto she will even buy you a drink...When it comes down to the action, just close your eyes and think of Blighty...
Royal Marines have mastered this art over the years.....
Simple really....GUE is Go Ugly Early......
Saves mincing around trying to pull a looker, wasting money on drinks and patter etc..
Just fire straight into the beachball with arms sitting at the bar on a reinforced stool and hey presto she will even buy you a drink...When it comes down to the action, just close your eyes and think of Blighty...
Royal Marines have mastered this art over the years.....
That is terrible!!! And doesn't help Scotsmen's reputation as the tightarses of the British Isles.
Apr 24th 2008, 9:12 am
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Apr 24th 2008, 9:12 am
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Re: AD Piss Up
Its an old Royal Navy tried and tested method, perfected on the streets of Southsea and Union Street Plymouth...
Simple really....GUE is Go Ugly Early......
Saves mincing around trying to pull a looker, wasting money on drinks and patter etc..
Just fire straight into the beachball with arms sitting at the bar on a reinforced stool and hey presto she will even buy you a drink...When it comes down to the action, just close your eyes and think of Blighty...
Royal Marines have mastered this art over the years.....
Simple really....GUE is Go Ugly Early......
Saves mincing around trying to pull a looker, wasting money on drinks and patter etc..
Just fire straight into the beachball with arms sitting at the bar on a reinforced stool and hey presto she will even buy you a drink...When it comes down to the action, just close your eyes and think of Blighty...
Royal Marines have mastered this art over the years.....
no trouble at all and definitely no need for provost to be sat on every street corner
Apr 24th 2008, 9:14 am
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Re: AD Piss Up
thats nothing, i have seen RM's taking turns at wheeling a 'lady' who had 2 broken legs and spinal injuries as a result of a motorbike crash up the road to give her a good seeing too...
It was a standing joke with them all, they actually took turns..
Anyone who knows Plymouth and more specifically Boobs in Union Street will not be surprised in the slightest at this....
It was a standing joke with them all, they actually took turns..
Anyone who knows Plymouth and more specifically Boobs in Union Street will not be surprised in the slightest at this....
Apr 24th 2008, 9:14 am
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