AD Piss Up
Apr 25th 2008, 6:20 pm
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Apr 25th 2008, 6:21 pm
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Re: AD Piss Up
I'm disappointed - you're letting the male species down.
You do not - repeat: NOT - say 'no' to Canadian girls. They are absolute dead certs. No Canadian girl has ever been out on a date without some quite lengthy and intimate sexual contact being included. They are taught the principles of this at a very early age by their fathers and elder brothers.
Go out and find them, and tell them you're sorry, but you didn't realise that a date with a Canuck meant a guaranteed shag.......
Apr 25th 2008, 6:24 pm
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Apr 25th 2008, 6:26 pm
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Chris,
I'm disappointed - you're letting the male species down.
You do not - repeat: NOT - say 'no' to Canadian girls. They are absolute dead certs. No Canadian girl has ever been out on a date without some quite lengthy and intimate sexual contact being included. They are taught the principles of this at a very early age by their fathers and elder brothers.
Go out and find them, and tell them you're sorry, but you didn't realise that a date with a Canuck meant a guaranteed shag.......
I'm disappointed - you're letting the male species down.
You do not - repeat: NOT - say 'no' to Canadian girls. They are absolute dead certs. No Canadian girl has ever been out on a date without some quite lengthy and intimate sexual contact being included. They are taught the principles of this at a very early age by their fathers and elder brothers.
Go out and find them, and tell them you're sorry, but you didn't realise that a date with a Canuck meant a guaranteed shag.......
Fu ck the website then tonight......... I'm off for a shower!
Not too certain about telling them the last line! I don't fancy a slap!
Apr 25th 2008, 6:26 pm
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Apr 25th 2008, 6:31 pm
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Re: AD Piss Up
and the Preston Gene pool is similar to the Canadian one when it comes to lack of depth. They probably saw you as some long lost cousin. Which means you have defo missed out tonight!
Apr 25th 2008, 6:44 pm
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Apr 25th 2008, 6:46 pm
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Not as incestuous as the city centre of Preston!
Apr 25th 2008, 6:49 pm
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Apr 25th 2008, 6:55 pm
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And from there to the classic golden oldie:
Q - What is the similarity between an ice hockey goalkeeper and a Canadian woman?
A - They both change their pads after three periods.......
Apr 25th 2008, 7:03 pm
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They sound like classy women! Maybe I should go and post some stuff on the Canadian section
Apr 26th 2008, 7:24 am
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